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Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by Bruce Lindfield, Jul 11, 2003.

So.... what is the right thing to do with my packet of Zorb?

  1. Eat it?

    14 vote(s)
    26.9%

  2. Cook with it?

    2 vote(s)
    3.8%

  3. Sprinkle it on your lawn?

    2 vote(s)
    3.8%

  4. Use it on your computer?

    2 vote(s)
    3.8%

  5. Clean your carpet with it?

    14 vote(s)
    26.9%

  6. Grow vegetables like carrots?

    3 vote(s)
    5.8%

  7. Leave it to age or forment, maybe?

    7 vote(s)
    13.5%

  8. I know Bruce affirms it should definitely be one of the above, but I am too indecisive to choose! I

    8 vote(s)
    15.4%
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  1. Jul 11, 2003 #1
    Bruce Lindfield

    Bruce Lindfield Unprofessional TalkBass Contributor Gold Supporting Member In Memoriam

    Dec 13, 1999
    Brighton, England, UK, Europe
    ZORB on my shelf!

    It fascinates me and is quite large and silvery purple in colour.

    So - what would you do with it?
     
  2. Jul 11, 2003 #2
    Bruce Lindfield

    Bruce Lindfield Unprofessional TalkBass Contributor Gold Supporting Member In Memoriam

    Dec 13, 1999
    Brighton, England, UK, Europe
    Go on - have some fun and pick an option - it is definitely one of those - although if you want to suggest different use for Zorb....?

    I thought it was a weird name and wondered what people would think it was - what would you call 'Zorb'? Sort of like a focus-group in reverse!! ?? ;)
     
  3. Jul 11, 2003 #3
    gruffpuppy

    gruffpuppy

    Aug 15, 2000
    In your basement.
    Best Poll Ever!
    ZORB Rocks
     
  4. Jul 11, 2003 #4
    DeLorean

    DeLorean

    Mar 24, 2003
    Columbus, Ohio, U.S.A.
    The only 'Zorb's I have heard of are the human-sized hamster ball and a product with a name like "Zorb-It" which is a humidity control device. Neither is an option in the poll, so I guess you stumped me... :confused:
     
  5. Jul 11, 2003 #5
    Bruce Lindfield

    Bruce Lindfield Unprofessional TalkBass Contributor Gold Supporting Member In Memoriam

    Dec 13, 1999
    Brighton, England, UK, Europe
    Nothing to do with hamsters - hopefully!! ;)
     
  6. Jul 11, 2003 #6
    DEFELDUS

    DEFELDUS

    Jun 1, 2003
    Orlando, FL
    forgive me for not being british, but *** is zorb?
     
  7. Jul 11, 2003 #7
    Bruce Lindfield

    Bruce Lindfield Unprofessional TalkBass Contributor Gold Supporting Member In Memoriam

    Dec 13, 1999
    Brighton, England, UK, Europe
    That's the point - you're supposed to guess and tick the option on the poll that you think sounds like what you would do with something called Zorb!!


    Just a bit of fun!! :D
     
  8. Jul 11, 2003 #8
    DEFELDUS

    DEFELDUS

    Jun 1, 2003
    Orlando, FL
    well zorb seems like a pretty marketable CANDY so i would have to say pop em in your mouth :D
     
  9. Jul 11, 2003 #9
    Bruce Lindfield

    Bruce Lindfield Unprofessional TalkBass Contributor Gold Supporting Member In Memoriam

    Dec 13, 1999
    Brighton, England, UK, Europe
    But we don't have "Candy"over here! ;)
     
  10. Jul 11, 2003 #10
    DEFELDUS

    DEFELDUS

    Jun 1, 2003
    Orlando, FL
    :spit: well it sucks to be you! :spit:
     
  11. Jul 11, 2003 #11
    Komakino

    Komakino

    Feb 23, 2001
    Somerset, England
    I think all the existing options are wrong - I think it sounds like a hair follicle treatment.
    I reckon you should spread it across your pate Bruce, and see an enchanted forest of luscious locks sprout forth...
     
  12. Jul 11, 2003 #12
    Bruce Lindfield

    Bruce Lindfield Unprofessional TalkBass Contributor Gold Supporting Member In Memoriam

    Dec 13, 1999
    Brighton, England, UK, Europe
    Come on - only 4 votes - what's the matter with you all - no sense of adventure or imagination?

    Or do I have to a offer a prize? ;)
     
  13. Jul 11, 2003 #13
    DEFELDUS

    DEFELDUS

    Jun 1, 2003
    Orlando, FL
    yeah i think thats what it really is!:D
     
  14. Jul 11, 2003 #14
    odie

    odie

    Mar 12, 2000
    Minnesota, Earth, Milky Way
    Carpet cleaner
     
  15. Jul 11, 2003 #15
    Bruce Lindfield

    Bruce Lindfield Unprofessional TalkBass Contributor Gold Supporting Member In Memoriam

    Dec 13, 1999
    Brighton, England, UK, Europe
    As use by Zorba the Greek eh?

    Get thick black greasy locks in 7 days or your money back!!

    Nah - it's not!
     
  16. Jul 11, 2003 #16
    Paul A

    Paul A

    Dec 13, 1999
    Hertfordshire U.K!
    Zorb + Dyson Dc03 = Clean Carpet .......
     
  17. Jul 11, 2003 #17
    Ívar Þórólfsson

    Ívar Þórólfsson Mmmmmm...

    Apr 9, 2001
    Kopavogur, Iceland
    Eat it! Doesn´t matter if it´s edidable(sp?) or not, go ahead!
     
  18. Jul 11, 2003 #18
    Bruce Lindfield

    Bruce Lindfield Unprofessional TalkBass Contributor Gold Supporting Member In Memoriam

    Dec 13, 1999
    Brighton, England, UK, Europe
    4 people agree with you!
     
  19. Jul 11, 2003 #19
    parrott

    parrott

    Dec 2, 2001
    Edinburgh, Scotland
    Eat it the Red Dwarf way!

    Add curry sauce, and microwave it 'til it explodes! Makes anything edible......

    :D
     
  20. Jul 11, 2003 #20
    Yogi Bear

    Yogi Bear

    Aug 14, 2000
    Sorry, but none of the above...

    You've got to mass produce Zorb and market the hell out of it as the newest, latest, greatest item on the market to help man-kind in ages...

    It slices, it dices, it feeds the cat... Zorb will even increase your sex life.

    Put a disclaimer in small print that the prior statements are false and the makers of Zorb will not be held responsible for accidental death or injury. Imagine the millions that will be pouring in.

    Heck, if people can make money selling pet rocks, and sea monkeys then why not Zorb.
     
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