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Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by Bruce Lindfield, Jul 11, 2003.


  1. Eat it?

    14 vote(s)
    26.9%
  2. Cook with it?

    2 vote(s)
    3.8%
  3. Sprinkle it on your lawn?

    2 vote(s)
    3.8%
  4. Use it on your computer?

    2 vote(s)
    3.8%
  5. Clean your carpet with it?

    14 vote(s)
    26.9%
  6. Grow vegetables like carrots?

    3 vote(s)
    5.8%
  7. Leave it to age or forment, maybe?

    7 vote(s)
    13.5%
  8. I know Bruce affirms it should definitely be one of the above, but I am too indecisive to choose! I

    8 vote(s)
    15.4%
  1. Bruce Lindfield

    Bruce Lindfield Unprofessional TalkBass Contributor Gold Supporting Member

    ZORB on my shelf!

    It fascinates me and is quite large and silvery purple in colour.

    So - what would you do with it?
     
  2. Bruce Lindfield

    Bruce Lindfield Unprofessional TalkBass Contributor Gold Supporting Member

    Go on - have some fun and pick an option - it is definitely one of those - although if you want to suggest different use for Zorb....?

    I thought it was a weird name and wondered what people would think it was - what would you call 'Zorb'? Sort of like a focus-group in reverse!! ?? ;)
     
  3. Best Poll Ever!
    ZORB Rocks
     
  4. The only 'Zorb's I have heard of are the human-sized hamster ball and a product with a name like "Zorb-It" which is a humidity control device. Neither is an option in the poll, so I guess you stumped me... :confused:
     
  5. Bruce Lindfield

    Bruce Lindfield Unprofessional TalkBass Contributor Gold Supporting Member

    Nothing to do with hamsters - hopefully!! ;)
     
  6. forgive me for not being british, but *** is zorb?
     
  7. Bruce Lindfield

    Bruce Lindfield Unprofessional TalkBass Contributor Gold Supporting Member

    That's the point - you're supposed to guess and tick the option on the poll that you think sounds like what you would do with something called Zorb!!


    Just a bit of fun!! :D
     
  8. well zorb seems like a pretty marketable CANDY so i would have to say pop em in your mouth :D
     
  9. Bruce Lindfield

    Bruce Lindfield Unprofessional TalkBass Contributor Gold Supporting Member

    But we don't have "Candy"over here! ;)
     
  10. I think all the existing options are wrong - I think it sounds like a hair follicle treatment.
    I reckon you should spread it across your pate Bruce, and see an enchanted forest of luscious locks sprout forth...
     
  11. Bruce Lindfield

    Bruce Lindfield Unprofessional TalkBass Contributor Gold Supporting Member

    Come on - only 4 votes - what's the matter with you all - no sense of adventure or imagination?

    Or do I have to a offer a prize? ;)
     
  12. yeah i think thats what it really is!:D
     
  13. odie

    odie Supporting Member

    Carpet cleaner
     
  14. Bruce Lindfield

    Bruce Lindfield Unprofessional TalkBass Contributor Gold Supporting Member

    As use by Zorba the Greek eh?

    Get thick black greasy locks in 7 days or your money back!!

    Nah - it's not!
     
  15. Paul A

    Paul A

    Dec 13, 1999
    Hertfordshire U.K!
    Zorb + Dyson Dc03 = Clean Carpet .......
     
  16. Ívar Þórólfsson

    Ívar Þórólfsson Mmmmmm... Supporting Member

    Apr 9, 2001
    Kopavogur, Iceland
    Eat it! Doesn´t matter if it´s edidable(sp?) or not, go ahead!
     
  17. Bruce Lindfield

    Bruce Lindfield Unprofessional TalkBass Contributor Gold Supporting Member

    4 people agree with you!
     
  18. Eat it the Red Dwarf way!

    Add curry sauce, and microwave it 'til it explodes! Makes anything edible......

    :D
     
  19. Yogi Bear

    Yogi Bear Supporting Member

    Aug 14, 2000
    Sorry, but none of the above...

    You've got to mass produce Zorb and market the hell out of it as the newest, latest, greatest item on the market to help man-kind in ages...

    It slices, it dices, it feeds the cat... Zorb will even increase your sex life.

    Put a disclaimer in small print that the prior statements are false and the makers of Zorb will not be held responsible for accidental death or injury. Imagine the millions that will be pouring in.

    Heck, if people can make money selling pet rocks, and sea monkeys then why not Zorb.