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I have no words, CL edition

Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by Gaolee, Feb 12, 2018.

  1. Gaolee

    Gaolee Official leathers tester and crash dummy

    Actually, here's lots of 'em, and lots about who this person doesn't like and how great this person is. I'm not sure whether to laugh or take offense. And, I'm not sure what kind of mentor this person is looking for or if this person even knows what a mentor is. I challenge anybody to get through all of this without a headache:
    World Class artist Seeks Mentor

    And for posterity:
  2. GTx2


    Jun 12, 2017
    Consider me forewarned of the greatness.......
  3. BassPilot

    BassPilot Supporting Member

    Oct 14, 2016
    Novato, CA
    Well, that leaves me out.
  4. Stumbo

    Stumbo Wherever you go, there you are. Commercial User

    Feb 11, 2008
    the Cali Intergalctic Mind Space
    Song Surgeon slow downer software- full 4 hour demo
    What about her orgasm?
  5. Ross W. Lovell

    Ross W. Lovell

    Oct 31, 2015

    I've never met this person. I'm okay with that.

    He must sleep upside down he's so bat$h*t crazy.
  6. JGbassman

    JGbassman Supporting Member

    May 31, 2011
    I have no doubt he would be Pleasent to work with in a band.
  7. ThudThudThud


    Jun 4, 2010
    Same here. I guess he wouldn't like me anyway.
  8. Stumbo

    Stumbo Wherever you go, there you are. Commercial User

    Feb 11, 2008
    the Cali Intergalctic Mind Space
    Song Surgeon slow downer software- full 4 hour demo
    What? That leaves about 5 people in the world to select from.
    Last edited: Feb 13, 2018
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  9. Bassbeater

    Bassbeater Guest

    Sep 9, 2001
    This screams Los Angeles Craigslist
  10. BassCliff


    May 17, 2012
    So. Cal.

    What a unique, free spirited individual, just like all the others. ;)

    He needs a mentor to give him a spanking and tell him to get a job so he can live in the real world. (Sorry, my 'old man' is showing.) ;)

    That was pretty entertaining, though. Thanks for sharing.

    Do you have to have an iPhone to hit that link? It didn't work for me. I'm curious about his artistry.

    Thank you for your indulgence,

    Lee Moses, equill, Twocan and 8 others like this.
  11. Gaolee

    Gaolee Official leathers tester and crash dummy

    He never got around to explaining that, did he. Guess one of us should reply to the ad and ask. Any volunteers?
    two fingers, JJR58 and Bassbeater like this.
  12. Bassbeater

    Bassbeater Guest

    Sep 9, 2001
    Nothing a rap producer likes more than a freestyler. guuuhhh....

    someone should call and impersonate a famous producer. (block you number!)
  13. JACink


    Mar 9, 2011
    JaseyT likes this.
  14. Wood and Wire

    Wood and Wire

    Jul 15, 2017
    Which is ironic, because it's targeted at Craigslist Kashmir.
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  15. Wood and Wire

    Wood and Wire

    Jul 15, 2017
    Spiritual vegan freestyle sitar rap, is just the genre to bring about a monumental impact on the world.

    Of course, with that level of popularity, and success, we'll all become his sheeple (meat eaters, Mormons, sexual deviants, patriots, haters et al).

    He's doomed to become the very thing he hates - the path to hell is paved with good intentions.
  16. IconBasser

    IconBasser Scuba Viking Supporting Member

    Feb 28, 2007
    Alta Loma, California
    This guy honestly sounds schizophrenic. I hope he gets help soon
  17. guitarrophobe


    Mar 20, 2017
    I like that he wrote Excel with a capital E. Guy knows his Microsoft Office.
  18. Mr.Ace

    Mr.Ace Bass players rule!

    Sep 8, 2015
    Endorsed by Fusion ( maker of killer gig bags)
    He’s a dork
  19. Kmonk


    Oct 18, 2012
    South Shore, Massachusetts
    Endorsing Artist: Fender, Spector, Ampeg, Curt Mangan Strings, Nordstrand Pickups, Korg Keyboards
    He's a "World Class Artist" yet he needs a mentor?

    My favorite line: "If you're not on the path to become enlightened, you're not truly on the path at all." Yet he won't work with meat eaters, mainstream people, atheists, modern day Christians, Buddhists, Hindus, members of the LBGT community, anyone who has cheated on a spouse, anyone who has had an orgasm, drug users, drinkers (he actually said "dinker" so maybe he meant something else), gamblers, hardcore conservatives, subservient liberals. So much for being "Enlightened". I may be wrong but my definition of "enlightened" is to be able to see the good in everything and accept all people regardless of their beliefs.

    Based on his ad, he is refusing to work with about 99% of the world's population.
    Jakeman, mohrds, Nev375 and 9 others like this.
  20. Gee. Maybe after that exhaustive list of every type of person he wouldn't work with, he'll just clone himself and work with a bunch of jerks.

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