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I have the best place to get a bass

Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by fisher of men, Oct 23, 2000.


  1. fisher of men

    fisher of men

    Oct 23, 2000
    If you guys want the best place to get a bass then I am your man. I'll tell you where:

    Go north up 281 and take a left a devil's lake, once there go to the nearest marina, take the boat out to the "one mile point" there you should find several flocks of seagulls, but don't let them scare you off. Just circle through and make some passes using bottom bouncers and jigs and I guarantee you will get the nicest bass you ever could find.
     
  2. Luis Fabara

    Luis Fabara

    Aug 13, 2000
    Ecuador (South America)
    Audio Pro - Ecuador
    YEs!! ITs True!! It worked. I got a custom 17 String Spector Bass, Just for ,,, Sorry.. IT is so low Im not allowed to post...

     
  3. ryan morris

    ryan morris Supporting Member

    Sep 11, 2000
    Chicago, IL
    yeah, i caught myself an 18 string. i guess i had better bait. later
     
  4. Since this is very funny, I'm going to move it to Humor... ;)
     
  5. Gard

    Gard Commercial User

    Mar 31, 2000
    Greensboro, NC, USA
    General Manager, Roscoe Guitars
    Sheesh...y'gotta keep an eye on them moderatin' types, always tossin' their weight 'round, abusin' their power...

    :D
     
  6. I couldn't resist ;)

    Good question though. Who moderates the moderators?

    And where's my check?! :D
     
  7. embellisher

    embellisher Holy Ghost filled Bass Player Staff Member Supporting Member

    Caught a good red largeneck over at GC.
     
  8. Blackbird

    Blackbird Moderator Staff Member Supporting Member

    Mar 18, 2000
    California
    I Caught a rumblefish once. Threw it back in the water. It was too small. Only weighted 10 pounds:D



    Will C.:cool:
     
  9. DaveTomasi

    DaveTomasi Gold Supporting Member

    Dec 15, 1999
    Baltimore, Maryland
    You guys are killing me!!! :D
     
  10. ryan morris

    ryan morris Supporting Member

    Sep 11, 2000
    Chicago, IL
    fisher of men, where did you go? fishing for bass and catfish maybe?
     
  11. Bruce Lindfield

    Bruce Lindfield Unprofessional TalkBass Contributor Gold Supporting Member

    Weren't they the ones with the wussy "New Romantic" haircuts - they couldn't scare anybody! It might be scary to imagine that they have multiplied though. ;)
     
  12. i dunno. coast guard?
     
  13. Deynn

    Deynn Moderator Emeritus

    Aug 9, 2000
    Iowa
    My wife does a pretty good job of moderating ME....:D
     
  14. Blackbird

    Blackbird Moderator Staff Member Supporting Member

    Mar 18, 2000
    California
    Moderators have diplomatic immunity...:D

    Will C.:cool:
     

  15. Go Coasties!!!:D:D:D

    Rock on
    Eric Cameron, cadet, United States Coast Guard