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I haven't showered in 3 days.

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by Whafrodamus, Feb 18, 2005.


  1. Whafrodamus

    Whafrodamus

    Oct 29, 2003
    Andover, MA
    My armpits smell like broccoli. Discuss.. Oh, by the way... Does the movie "Mean Girls" count as a crappy birthday present :p?
     
  2. Gross. And Yes, unless it's the too hot for tv version.
     
  3. Whafrodamus

    Whafrodamus

    Oct 29, 2003
    Andover, MA
    I know it's gross. I had the flu and stuff and didn't really want to get off the couch besides to fetch something to drink. Hey, and the mean girls is the "special collectors edition"
     
  4. Mike Money

    Mike Money Banned

    Mar 18, 2003
    Bakersfield California
    Avatar Speakers Endorsing Hooligan
    Theres a too hot for tv version?


    WHERE?
     
  5. Just add patchouli.

    So you will go to the computer, but not the shower? Or are you using a laptop?
     
  6. Frank Martin

    Frank Martin Bitten by the luthiery bug...

    Oct 8, 2001
    Budapest, Hungary, EU
    Heh... You asked for it, Whafro :smug:
     
  7. Muzique Fann

    Muzique Fann Howzit brah

    Dec 8, 2003
    Kauai, HI
    Just add patchouli.

    Hehe you beat me to it. There are a ton of crazy hippies here that actually live in the jungle. Their rare "shower" is probably more like hitch-hiking in the rain or taking a dip in the river or ocean. They literally coat themselves in patchouli - you can smell 'em from a mile away.
     
  8. Whafrodamus

    Whafrodamus

    Oct 29, 2003
    Andover, MA
    Ah, I have just cleaned myself in the waters of lake Whafrodshower. I am all clean, and I no longer look like a hobo. Now, to watch mean girls... Damn Charles Mingus DVD... Sax player... so entertaining...
     
  9. Matt Till

    Matt Till

    Jun 1, 2002
    Edinboro, PA
    Where can I see nudity?

    P.S. Stinking rules, but being all sticky makes me uncomfortable.
     
  10. Whafrodamus

    Whafrodamus

    Oct 29, 2003
    Andover, MA
  11. Matt Till

    Matt Till

    Jun 1, 2002
    Edinboro, PA
    Wait stinky.... yet in the shower?! SELL OUT!
     
  12. Whafrodamus

    Whafrodamus

    Oct 29, 2003
    Andover, MA
    Pfft.. I didn't sell out! .... And it's not my fault hte site doesn't work because SOMEBODY killed all the bandwidth :ninja:
     
  13. Matt Till

    Matt Till

    Jun 1, 2002
    Edinboro, PA

    I blame King Diamond.

    [​IMG]

    "Me likes you nekkid" - King Diamond.
     
  14. nonsqtr

    nonsqtr The emperor has no clothes!

    Aug 29, 2003
    Burbank CA USA
    With all due respect, and IMO and all that, "get up off your butt"!

    Chics dig a guy that smells good. :D:D:D
     
  15. Whafrodamus

    Whafrodamus

    Oct 29, 2003
    Andover, MA
    It's where the Polo Ralph Lauren deoderant comes in.. That stuff can make a S*** field smell like a million bucks.
     
  16. Seinfeld?

    I've gone longer than I care to admit without a shower. My uniform stood up and left while I was in the shower.
     
  17. nonsqtr

    nonsqtr The emperor has no clothes!

    Aug 29, 2003
    Burbank CA USA
    Dude, I've been in the hospital for three days now, and TB has been my lifeline. About a day ago, I "wished" I could take a shower. Sometimes we don't really know what we have, till it's gone. I'm really looking forward to taking an "independent" shower again. :):):)
     
  18. Whafrodamus

    Whafrodamus

    Oct 29, 2003
    Andover, MA
    I'm guessing a large Hawiaan man with a goatee is giving you spongebaths?
     
  19. Figjam

    Figjam

    Aug 5, 2003
    Boston, MA
    I enjoyed Mean Girls.
     
  20. bluntman_bass

    bluntman_bass

    Jul 13, 2004
    Wilcox, NE
    i bet it its one of those soul patches that looks like mildew hanging from the bottom of his lip.