Where shall I begin? Oh yeah... QUIZNO'S SUCKS THE CHROME OFF A TRAILER HITCH!!! Formal complaint #1: My coupons Yes, I actually took the coupon sheet from the weekend paper, figuring hey, $1 off or 3 subs for $9.99 doesn't sound too bad! I'll get some subs for the gang at work. WRONG! These coupons aren't valid for anything I'd order! Turns out, the coupon's pretty much fine-printed to only work for their newest subs, to con people into trying these new subs, cuz no proud American man would EVER order such wishy-washy cauliflower bistro subs with brussel sprout au jeu sauce! Formal complaint #2: Excessive price, miniscule meal Holy CRAAAAP is their food overpriced?!?! They want $7.59 for a regular size sub? Without a drink or chips or anything?? Folks, I can go to my corner pizza/sub/deli shop, and get me a foot-long sub, LOOOOOADED with capicola ham, banana peppers and wonderfully toasted, with a bag of chips and a suitably sized drink, for $4.74 out de do'. Why on EARTH would I ever go back to Quizno's, for inferior tasting food with sky-high prices? Ladies and gentlemen and John Turner, I feel very right now. And I wish to destroy Quizno's forever. Ladies and gentlemen, I implore you, to find a local pizza/sub/deli shop, and go get better food at a better price. Become a regular customer there. Make them remember your name. Get free rib-kabobs simply cuz you came in at the right time and the owner says, "Hey you gotta take these kabobs, I gotta clear this grille for a whole slab of ribs for a customer!" To the mouth of Hades with Quizno's. And somebody throw a chocolate mousse pie at Jared.