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Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by Matt Till, Jul 6, 2004.
My underwear is inside out.
I hate that. I put mine on backwards sometimes too (especially bad when you're doing the thong thing). Usually when I'm either...
C. a combination of the above
LMAO!!! I have an idea, make a thread about it!
-ever see the Simpsons where Grandpa Simpson pulls his underwear off without taking off his pants to find out what his first name is? Maybe you have that superpower too!
You guys wear underwear? What for!?
*gives it a shot*
I need to go back to the bathroom.
I wasn't drunk, I just got dressed in the morning in the dark/half awake. This is just a first for me, quite odd. I didn't switch 'em either. I was in a public bathroom/I don't care.
You wear underwear?
You could avoid these problems by just not wearing them - the downside is, leaving your fly open takes on a whole new meaning
Grandpa, How'd you do that?
I.... Don't...... Know!
I was almost afraid to click on this thread.
Been there, done that, got the lawsuit!
I'm more afraid of the zipping up process!
Maybe your underwear was on straight, but your ass was on backwards.
Hmmm....intriquing concept. We'll have to discuss the possibilities further at the get-together. Maybe Matt can come and show us his backwards a$$.
The cage is open but the beast is asleep.
This also appeared in the series Mr Bean - he went down to a beach and found that a man in sunglasses was already there, and he couldnt take his underpants off and speedos on... he did it through the legs of his trousers, without taking his trousers off. After this quarter-hour procedure was over, the other man with sunglasses stood up, took his white rod and his three-points-on-yellow armband
Well just wait for the sight that awakes the beast...
the zookeeper is in trouble
a few years ago i was working this terrible job. i drove two hours out to a parking lot, and parked 600 cars. ended up working until about three in the morning. the next day, i had to be back at the parking lot moving the cars at six AM. well, i'm standing there at about nine o'clock the second day having a smoke with some coworkers. i feel slightly uncomfortable. i reach down into my pants and BAM! there was a second pair of underwear stuffed down there! i yank them out, and all my tired ass coworkers are looking at me like i have a monkey growing out of my forehead. "HOW DID YOU DO THAT?!?!?!"
moral of the story, if you're wearing yesterdays pants, check for leftovers.
... of course, I'd asked why you'd have spare underware in your pants, assuming you weren't actually wearing them, but had them down there for some reason.
The world is no longer a magical place for me.
Please...let's make that the first and last post about anyone's "beast." It's for the children.
i have a used thong in my pocket
it's gross but i am too lazy to put it anywhere else.