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I just went to the bathroom and...

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by Matt Till, Jul 6, 2004.


  1. Matt Till

    Matt Till

    Jun 1, 2002
    Edinboro, PA
    My underwear is inside out. :oops:
     
  2. vbass

    vbass

    May 7, 2004
    Bay Area, CA
    I hate that. I put mine on backwards sometimes too (especially bad when you're doing the thong thing). Usually when I'm either...
    A. drunk
    B. hungover
    C. a combination of the above
     
  3. LMAO!!! I have an idea, make a thread about it!
     
  4. Josh Ryan

    Josh Ryan - that dog won't hunt, Monsignor. Staff Member Supporting Member

    Mar 24, 2001
    -ever see the Simpsons where Grandpa Simpson pulls his underwear off without taking off his pants to find out what his first name is? Maybe you have that superpower too!
     
  5. danshee

    danshee Banned

    May 28, 2004
    Chicago, Illinois
    You guys wear underwear? What for!?
     
  6. Matt Till

    Matt Till

    Jun 1, 2002
    Edinboro, PA


    *gives it a shot*

    :eek: :oops: :crying:

    I need to go back to the bathroom.
     
  7. Matt Till

    Matt Till

    Jun 1, 2002
    Edinboro, PA
    I wasn't drunk, I just got dressed in the morning in the dark/half awake. This is just a first for me, quite odd. I didn't switch 'em either. I was in a public bathroom/I don't care. :D
     
  8. Matthew Bryson

    Matthew Bryson Guest

    Jul 30, 2001
    You wear underwear?

    :eyebrow:
    You could avoid these problems by just not wearing them - the downside is, leaving your fly open takes on a whole new meaning ;)

    :bag:
     
  9. vbass

    vbass

    May 7, 2004
    Bay Area, CA

    Grandpa, How'd you do that? :eek:


    I.... Don't...... Know! :(
     
  10. DigMe

    DigMe

    Aug 10, 2002
    Waco, TX
    I was almost afraid to click on this thread.

    :bag:

    brad cook
     
  11. Matt Till

    Matt Till

    Jun 1, 2002
    Edinboro, PA

    Been there, done that, got the lawsuit! :p


    I'm more afraid of the zipping up process! :eek:
     
  12. Benjamin Strange

    Benjamin Strange Commercial User

    Dec 25, 2002
    New Orleans, LA
    Owner / Tech: Strange Guitarworks
    Maybe your underwear was on straight, but your ass was on backwards.
     
  13. DigMe

    DigMe

    Aug 10, 2002
    Waco, TX
    Hmmm....intriquing concept. We'll have to discuss the possibilities further at the get-together. Maybe Matt can come and show us his backwards a$$.

    brad cook
     
  14. Tom Crofts

    Tom Crofts

    Mar 15, 2001
    The cage is open but the beast is asleep.
     
  15. Frank Martin

    Frank Martin Bitten by the luthiery bug...

    Oct 8, 2001
    Budapest, Hungary, EU
    This also appeared in the series Mr Bean - he went down to a beach and found that a man in sunglasses was already there, and he couldnt take his underpants off and speedos on... he did it through the legs of his trousers, without taking his trousers off. After this quarter-hour procedure was over, the other man with sunglasses stood up, took his white rod and his three-points-on-yellow armband :oops: :D :D :smug: :rolleyes:
     
  16. Frank Martin

    Frank Martin Bitten by the luthiery bug...

    Oct 8, 2001
    Budapest, Hungary, EU
    Well just wait for the sight that awakes the beast... ;)

    :eek:
    :oops:
    the zookeeper is in trouble :p
     
  17. a few years ago i was working this terrible job. i drove two hours out to a parking lot, and parked 600 cars. ended up working until about three in the morning. the next day, i had to be back at the parking lot moving the cars at six AM. well, i'm standing there at about nine o'clock the second day having a smoke with some coworkers. i feel slightly uncomfortable. i reach down into my pants and BAM! there was a second pair of underwear stuffed down there! i yank them out, and all my tired ass coworkers are looking at me like i have a monkey growing out of my forehead. "HOW DID YOU DO THAT?!?!?!"

    moral of the story, if you're wearing yesterdays pants, check for leftovers.
     
  18. Brendan

    Brendan

    Jun 18, 2000
    Austin, TX
    BWAHAHA!

    ... of course, I'd asked why you'd have spare underware in your pants, assuming you weren't actually wearing them, but had them down there for some reason.

    The world is no longer a magical place for me.
     
  19. DigMe

    DigMe

    Aug 10, 2002
    Waco, TX

    Please...let's make that the first and last post about anyone's "beast." It's for the children.

    brad cook
     
  20. Gia

    Gia

    Feb 28, 2001
    roseability
    i have a used thong in my pocket :meh:
    it's gross but i am too lazy to put it anywhere else.