It is my firm belief that there is nothing better on Earth than being told when to laugh, because we are such a dumbasses that we couldn't figure it out on our own. What's more, is that they pause to give us time to laugh before continuing on, so that our stupid little minds don't miss any of the big words they use in the fight for t3h lulz. From now on I want everything to pause. If someone is pissed, I want people to go "grrr" while the person stops whatever he was doing and lets me absorb the reaction. If someone is confused, I want him to stop dead in his tracks while people go "huh???". That would make life so much better. I could just stuff my fat face with potato chips and not worry about things like what's going on or why people are doing things.