The next time I receive a call for my ever-absent roommate asking to talk to her about her ever-pending debts, I'll just invite them to come over and grab some furniture. Calling is useless. They know about this last statement. My other, responsible roommate said it word for word. BUT! It might be more satisfactory to just go with an evil prank, since one way or another she's going away in July (pity her new roommate). I'm turning on TB for realistic or fun and unrealistic inspiration. For the sake of creativity, here is a short list of some things that are available around the apartment: - Various household cleaning tools - A tree that scarily rubs against the wall on strong winds - A cat (hers) - A 4" diameter slow cooker - A rat - Spare doors (tiny ones and full-size ones) - Instruments and amplification - A spare computer - Art created from porn movie stills - Large metal bowls - The cat's litter box - A foul-smelling fruit bowl (hers) Additional notes: no one ever knew what to do with the 4" crock-pot. Also, the rat is tiny, obese, and not afraid of the cat. It sneezes. Instruments include a Roland SC155 that will play "Mr. Wizard" by itself on command.