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I need a ruling...(bass vs. gui****)

Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by tracer03, Apr 15, 2014.

  1. Yes. It's on the board, it's a pedal.

    30 vote(s)
  2. No. If it doesn't change the sound, it's not a pedal. The gui**** is WRONG.

    16 vote(s)
  1. Oh, Great TalkBass Community, I need your collective wisdom.

    So, the gui**** and I are having a fundamental disagreement. We both have extensive pedal boards, but I have the edge (15 pedals to his 12). However, he *claims* that he has more: he counts the following as 'pedals':

    - 2 Custom loopers (strictly signal routing)
    - his amp's channel selector (really?)
    - custom junction box (REALLY? No switch, just 1/4" ins and outs)

    - which puts him at 16.

    His claim: if it's on the board and the signal goes in/comes out, it's a pedal.

    My claim is that - it only counts if it changes or alters your signal in some way - which is why I don't count my tuner (he claims it should count).

    So. I believe I am right. I need you - the Esteemed Talk Bass Community - to impart your support and lend a sense of gravitas and legitimacy to my rationale.
  2. If you don't step on it it's not a pedal.:D

    If you step on it, it is.

    My Line 6 X1 is on my pedalboard. It's not a pedal.
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  3. vbchaos


    Sep 5, 2011
    Groningen, The Netherlands
    Uncompensated endorsing user: fEARful
    Are you sure you are not discussing the size of something else instead? What a great bunch of stupidity! This thread is going to be short.. or hilarious :)
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  4. Itzayana


    Aug 15, 2012
    Oakland Ca
    Okay, let me guess... you guys are about 8 years old.
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  5. Ukiah Bass

    Ukiah Bass

    May 10, 2006
    You've come to the wrong place for advice. Ask your high school teacher.
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  6. Nope, he knows I got him beat in THAT department.:cool:

    He's just trying to compensate.
  7. mellowinman

    mellowinman Free Man

    Oct 19, 2011
    How sad for you both.

    Your poll had no option for "complete waste of time," so I didn't vote.
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  8. Um. It's kind of a joke? I realize that sarcasm doesn't translate through the intertubes, but maybe I didn't make it obvious enough.


    My apologies for offending anyone's sensibilities.
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  9. Phalex

    Phalex Semper Gumby Supporting Member

    Oct 3, 2006
    G.R. MI
    I have a pedal tuner. It does mute the signal when I tune, so it does change the sound of my bass when it's in use.
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  10. Are we a "Great TalkBass Community" or an "Esteemed TalkBass Community?" Make up your damn mind.

    And if you operate it with your foot, it's a pedal. Any ancient Roman could tell you that.
  11. yodedude2

    yodedude2 Supporting Member

    this is the humor section. haha

    that being said, you need to designate between 'pedal' and 'foot pedal'.
  12. Itzayana


    Aug 15, 2012
    Oakland Ca
    or tricycle pedal.
  13. Nev375


    Nov 2, 2010
    I guess if it has a switch then it's a pedal, but if the switch does not affect the signal in any way then it is not an effect pedal.

    Either way. You are certainly on the right track.

    Nothing impresses chicks like a huge bunch of pedals. When you tell them you hooked them up yourself. She will think you are like one of those electronic ham-radio or AV nerds and the panties just come flying off after that.
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  14. mbelue


    Dec 11, 2010
    If he did that he would be back-pedaling.
  15. ArtechnikA

    ArtechnikA I endorsed a check once... Gold Supporting Member

    Feb 24, 2013

    So to clarify - a 'pedal' is a foot-actuated "something"
    Not all 'pedals' are -effects-. This -may- have been what the OP was trying desperately to ask...

    If it does not affect the sound, it is not an effect.
    If it is not an effect, it does not belong in the 'effect' forum which, I suppose, is how it wound up here...
  16. I KNOW! Nothing gets the wife in the mood quicker than me showing off the pedalboard and talking about the signal chain.

    Sometimes, all I have to do is whisper 'true bypass' in her ear and it's bigsexytime.
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  17. Zooberwerx

    Zooberwerx Gold Supporting Member

    Dec 21, 2002
    Virginia Beach, VA
    Scrap the # of pedals...the competition should be based on the number of LED's and associated retina-searing brightness. Extra points if the LED's flash or move (a la bargraph) in response to the input signal.

    Automatic disqualification if, in spite of the sheer number of pedals, the rig still sounds like $%*& despite repeated adjustment throughout the course of the gig.

  18. Nev375


    Nov 2, 2010
    Wait. You are old enough to have a wife? :eek:

    My god, this may be the most tragic depressing thread ever.

    I feel so ashamed.... I'm sorry. I'm just sorry. :crying::bawl:
  19. mellowinman

    mellowinman Free Man

    Oct 19, 2011
    Too late for that. The thread has been reported. Hopefully, they'll go easy on you, and you won't be banned.

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