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i need to do something about not having long hair!

Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by thehangingmist, May 13, 2010.


  1. so in this band both the guitar player and singer have long hair and i had my long sexy tresses chopped off a while back:oops: at our last gig i really did feel like a misfit on the stage with my short hair, so i want to fix it when i go on stage next week with this band again! so how do i cover it up? our sound has shades of audioslave/ratm, incubus, rhcp kind of music
    so you got any awesome ideas!? a hat or something wont fit and would surely fall off when all the headbanging starts :p
    how do you carry of a bandanna or something? can you think of any one else doing something similar at gigs for ideas!?

    pics from the last gig
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  2. A wig. And duct tape. Lots of duct tape...
     
  3. kreider204

    kreider204

    Nov 29, 2008
    Go the other direction - shave your head. Worked for that guy in Anthrax.
     
  4. the problem is bald and mowhak kind of styles dont really look any good on me
     
  5. Tricia

    Tricia

    May 13, 2010
    NH-USA
    I think you can buy a funky hat with braided yarn hanging down like dreads. But you might get too hot on stage.
     
  6. standupright

    standupright

    Jul 7, 2006
    Phoenix, AZ
    Brownchicken Browncow
    go pantless and wear a tube sock on your junk. nobody will pay attention to your hair.
     
  7. yeah i am going to look for something like that, thought about it
     
  8. J. Crawford

    J. Crawford

    Feb 15, 2008
    OH/WV
    Dang, he beat me to it.
     
  9. standupright

    standupright

    Jul 7, 2006
    Phoenix, AZ
    Brownchicken Browncow


    2oho.
     
  10. bongomania

    bongomania Commercial User

    Oct 17, 2005
    PDX, OR
    owner, OVNIFX and OVNILabs
    Put your hair up in pigtails:

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    ...and then tell people you are doing cosplay like the Japanese Visual Kei bands:

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    :) :bassist:
     
  11. Jones.

    Jones. Guest

    Shave the other band-members heads when they're passed out
     
  12. NicJimBass

    NicJimBass Flossin'? I thought your name was Munson! Supporting Member

    Nov 22, 2004
    Lancaster, OH
    64 Audio · DR Strings · Source Audio · Hipshot
    Sooooo..... dudes, chicks, what?
     
  13. bongomania

    bongomania Commercial User

    Oct 17, 2005
    PDX, OR
    owner, OVNIFX and OVNILabs
    Exactly. You got it.
     
  14. Rick Auricchio

    Rick Auricchio Registered Bass Offender

    Relax. They have long hair to be different from the rest of the world. Your hair makes you different from them.

    Hair grows back. Stop being silly and go practice some more.
     
  15. jgroh

    jgroh Supporting Member

    Sep 14, 2007
    Pennsylvania
    Two words: Brett Michaels
     
  16. heh am not worried, just looking for ideas dude! a rock gig has to look like a rock gig
    edit: and this is still the humor forum, aint it?
     
  17. bongomania

    bongomania Commercial User

    Oct 17, 2005
    PDX, OR
    owner, OVNIFX and OVNILabs
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    These "biker head wraps" tie on snugly, so they won't fly off while headbanging.
     
  18. hmm gotta look for those too:)
     
  19. Mr. Mig

    Mr. Mig

    Sep 7, 2008
    Keep it short. Don't be a conformist.
     
  20. mpm32

    mpm32

    Jan 23, 2009
    Right he has a hairdanna.

    He could make a killing selling his bandanna with the hair attached.
     

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