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I Need Your Advice.....So I Can Pooh Pooh It

Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by BurnOut, Dec 14, 2018.


  1. aproud1

    aproud1 Don't surround yourself with yourself. Supporting Member

    Aug 13, 2007
    Cincy, OH
    Bet dogs do too. Probably gets a classic greasy sound.
     
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  2. BIGEJ2

    BIGEJ2 Supporting Member

    Jul 29, 2009
    Happy Valley, PA
    Is this an argument thread? I am looking for an abuse thread...

    On a side note, a Sire will really open that Crate up. That’s the issue. It’s the bass not the cab.
     
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  3. Mordamir

    Mordamir

    Oct 19, 2018
    Funeralopolis
    Electro-Harmonix-Ravish-Sitar-Review-Best-Guitar-Synth-Pedal-01.

    Put a few of these in series on your board and you'll be melting faces.
     
  4. BurnOut

    BurnOut It's The Billy Baloney Show Supporting Member

    Feb 1, 2015
    The Natti
    I don't think I'm arguing here, I just need the advice I wanna hear. That's perfectly reasonable I feel.
     
  5. lfmn16

    lfmn16 SUSPENDED Supporting Member

    Sep 21, 2011
    charles town, wv
    I've never seen a thread like that I think you're making it up. :D
     
  6. BurnOut

    BurnOut It's The Billy Baloney Show Supporting Member

    Feb 1, 2015
    The Natti
    I highly doubt those would sound better than my Radio Shack kit effects pedal I made.
     
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  7. Mister Boh

    Mister Boh

    Oct 23, 2016
    Annapolis, MD
    You shouldn't attempt to repair your double bass heel crack by driving screws into it.
     
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  8. You still aren’t gonna listen, why ask?
    Reported...:angel:
     
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  9. BurnOut

    BurnOut It's The Billy Baloney Show Supporting Member

    Feb 1, 2015
    The Natti
    This isn't about you, it's about.....
    Me!
    Me!
    Me!
     
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  10. BurnOut

    BurnOut It's The Billy Baloney Show Supporting Member

    Feb 1, 2015
    The Natti
    Fine!
    Nobody wants to give me the advice I wanna hear here anyway.
     
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  11. 1. Don't strain your grapes.

    2. Never , ever , whiz on the electric fence.
     
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  12. BurnOut

    BurnOut It's The Billy Baloney Show Supporting Member

    Feb 1, 2015
    The Natti
    I don't have a double neck bass. Doesn't anybody read the post here?!!?
     
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  13. If you’re looking to emulate Geddy’s tone, I suggest you consider actually being Geddy. Or at least somehow obtaining Geddy’s hands, because so much of tone comes from your fingers.

    Off topic: this is the best TB thread I’ve seen in years
     
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  14. MoeTown1986

    MoeTown1986 Supporting Member

    Sep 14, 2010
    SoMD (Mechanicsville)
    A Squier Affinity is better than a Custom Shop Fender. You just gotta upgrade the pickup, tuners, bridge, pots, wiring, neck, and body. Oh, and get a celluloid tort guard.
     
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  15. BurnOut

    BurnOut It's The Billy Baloney Show Supporting Member

    Feb 1, 2015
    The Natti
    Everybody keeps telling me what to do here. But nobody wants to tell me what I wanna hear here. And I've about had it up to here with it.
     
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  16. Spidey2112

    Spidey2112

    Aug 3, 2016
    We have a tech at work, who does this same thing...

    "What do you think this might be?", he'll ask. Insight is offered, possible solutions suggested, and what proceeds can only be deemed a truly isolated existence, for him...

    ... after a few times of THAT, the end reply consists of one, or more, "Let us know what YOU find."

    Believe me, we've given him plenty of chances, and he never changes.
     
    Last edited: Dec 15, 2018
  17. I’ll tell you what you really need to hear.
    This needs to be in Humor.
    I’m sure I’m not the first to tell you that...but you hear what you want to hear.

    Reported...


    :D
     
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  18. BurnOut

    BurnOut It's The Billy Baloney Show Supporting Member

    Feb 1, 2015
    The Natti
    I've tried all kinds of different hands before and I know that's not what I'm looking for here.
     
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  19. Keep your hands to yourself.
     
  20. Spidey2112

    Spidey2112

    Aug 3, 2016
    Well, since you had to go there, with 'hear here', I'll see you and raise you, with...

    ... dilly, dillie.
     

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