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Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by BurnOut, Dec 14, 2018.
Don't listen to technical death metal, you'll hate it.
"Its hard to be humble, when you're perfect in every way"
Easy, turn it up to 11
Needs a HPF, then that HPF needs an HPF. Got warts? HPF. Gout? HPF. Shingles? HPF. If there’s a question, HPF is most certainly the answer.
Your active bass is eating up 9 volt batteries cause you don’t unplug the patch cord.
If Leo called his Jazz Bass the Cadillac of basses did that make the P-bass the Pinto?
The world according to TB. Whatever the question, a Fender Rumble is the answer.
I once tried to obtain Geddy’s hands. You might be surprised how squirrelly that guy gets when he sees the hack saw come out.
you might want to do something about your zipper.
How do I get the SVT sound?.....
Get an SVT......
I don't want an SVT, I just want something that sounds like it and weighs the same.....pffft?
How do I get the Ric sound? Get a Ric? I don't want a Ric ......
Keep boiling your strings, forever. You'll never need to buy another set of strings for the rest of your life and they will always sound like new. Only fools *buy* strings!
Solid state amps are louder than tube amps for the same wattage. Tube amps sound sterile.
Along the same line, changing to a 4ohm cabinet to get all those sweet watts out of your system may not fix your volume problems.
Strong work outta you
Q: "What kind of cabinet should I get?"
A: "Here's every piece of gear I own."
95% of Talkbass threads, distilled.
Sorry if this has been discussed, but I did a search and couldn't find the answer to my question. What's the best bass?
I want my $200 amp (or bass) to sound like a $1000 amp (or bass). Please suggest $800 worth of pedals (or upgrades) to make this happen.
What you need is a HPF, LPF or sumthin like that.