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I Need Your Advice.....So I Can Pooh Pooh It

Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by BurnOut, Dec 14, 2018.

  1. Don't listen to technical death metal, you'll hate it.
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  2. "Its hard to be humble, when you're perfect in every way"
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  3. fhm555

    fhm555 So FOS my eyes are brown Supporting Member

    Feb 16, 2011
    Easy, turn it up to 11
    Novarocker and BurnOut like this.
  4. petrus61

    petrus61 Supporting Member

    Needs a HPF, then that HPF needs an HPF. Got warts? HPF. Gout? HPF. Shingles? HPF. If there’s a question, HPF is most certainly the answer.
    hintz, Selios, Bruiser Stone and 6 others like this.
  5. cool breeze

    cool breeze

    May 13, 2016
    Your active bass is eating up 9 volt batteries cause you don’t unplug the patch cord.
    LiquidMidnight and BurnOut like this.
  6. Acoop


    Feb 21, 2012
    If Leo called his Jazz Bass the Cadillac of basses did that make the P-bass the Pinto?
  7. Paulabass

    Paulabass Supporting Member

    Sep 18, 2017
    The world according to TB. Whatever the question, a Fender Rumble is the answer.
  8. BurtMacklinFBI

    BurtMacklinFBI Supporting Member

    Apr 3, 2018
    I once tried to obtain Geddy’s hands. You might be surprised how squirrelly that guy gets when he sees the hack saw come out.
  9. JRA

    JRA my words = opinion Supporting Member

    you might want to do something about your zipper.
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  10. Phil508


    Feb 19, 2012
    Central MASS
    How do I get the SVT sound?.....
    Get an SVT......
    I don't want an SVT, I just want something that sounds like it and weighs the same.....pffft?

    How do I get the Ric sound? Get a Ric? I don't want a Ric ......
    (Face-palm, again)
    LiquidMidnight, BradH, GregC and 4 others like this.
  11. Frankie Fender

    Frankie Fender Supporting Member

    Keep boiling your strings, forever. You'll never need to buy another set of strings for the rest of your life and they will always sound like new. Only fools *buy* strings!
  12. mrjim123

    mrjim123 Supporting Member

    May 17, 2008
  13. LoTone

    LoTone Clean as an Entwistle... Gold Supporting Member

    Nov 4, 2010
    Quebec, Canada
    Solid state amps are louder than tube amps for the same wattage. Tube amps sound sterile.
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  14. InhumanResource


    Dec 28, 2012
    Along the same line, changing to a 4ohm cabinet to get all those sweet watts out of your system may not fix your volume problems.
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  15. InhumanResource


    Dec 28, 2012
    Strong work outta you
    Jason Hollar, BurnOut and el murdoque like this.
  16. arbiterusa


    Sep 24, 2015
    San Diego, CA
    Q: "What kind of cabinet should I get?"

    A: "Here's every piece of gear I own."

    95% of Talkbass threads, distilled.
  17. Lobster11

    Lobster11 Supporting Member Supporting Member

    Apr 22, 2006
    Williamsburg, VA
    Sorry if this has been discussed, but I did a search and couldn't find the answer to my question. What's the best bass?
    BurnOut, Dasgre0g, mikewalker and 3 others like this.
  18. Reported...:smug:
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  19. I want my $200 amp (or bass) to sound like a $1000 amp (or bass). Please suggest $800 worth of pedals (or upgrades) to make this happen.
    LiquidMidnight, hintz, Krizz and 7 others like this.
  20. What you need is a HPF, LPF or sumthin like that.

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