Xxcental34xx: marry crimmus SantaClaus: Hey. You're back. Cool. Tonight's the big night! I've got a special free gift for you today! It's a Christmas tree SuperBuddy Icon! Also, don't forget to register yet to win a $10,000 Shopping Spree! Just type menu. Xxcental34xx: shouldn't you have left by now? SantaClaus: Why did you say that? Xxcental34xx: because it is night in some parts of the world, you're just gonna forget about all those children overseas? SantaClaus: Whoa! Ho! Ho! slow down there! That's quite a lot for a man of my age to wrap his head around. Would you mind trying some shorter questions? Xxcental34xx: im dissappointed SantaClaus: Pardon me? Xxcental34xx: you're getting far too lazy SantaClaus: Hmm. Why don't you type, music, maybe that will put you in the Christmas spirit Xxcental34xx: you just killed my mood, you phat and lazy SOB SantaClaus: Sorry the elves didn't get that. Xxcental34xx: i don't believe in elves SantaClaus: Oh, don't be like that -- just ask another way. Xxcental34xx: ask what? SantaClaus: My goodness. What, what? Xxcental34xx: you're getting far too senile SantaClaus: May I ask you a question? Xxcental34xx: yes SantaClaus: Have you done any good deeds yet this holiday season? Xxcental34xx: yes, plenty, but obviously it doesn't mean squat since you're just gonna be fat and lazy and stay home all night SantaClaus: Would you mind trying to keep you questions to one sentence. I've got the entire world to visit and I'm running out of time. Xxcental34xx: you'll never make up for lost time SantaClaus: Cosmetics make a great gift for her. If you're looking to buy gifts, start your search here: Search for cosmetics Xxcental34xx: what?! i'm a male, i don't care for make up, do i come off as feminime? SantaClaus: Cosmetics make a great gift for her. If you're looking to buy gifts, start your search here: Search for cosmetics Xxcental34xx: i asked you a question SantaClaus: That's what I'm here for! Xxcental34xx: you have the attention span of a peanut SantaClaus: Interesting. Type menu. Xxcental34xx: no SantaClaus: The elves and I are just asking so that we can better understand what you're saying, that's all. Xxcental34xx: blah SantaClaus: Type menu to get your to do list for the holidays. Xxcental34xx: i'm not typing menu, you tubby jerk SantaClaus: I'm making my list and checking it twice, so you should too! Type a number: 1 - Track Santa's Progress 2 - A Free Gift 4U! 3 - Tell Santa 4 - Tell Buddies What U Want 5 - Track a Shopping List 6 - Play Xmas Hangman 7 - Vote on Xmas Songs 8 - Win $10k Shopping Spree 9 - Send E-Cards 10 - Listen to Xmas Music Xxcental34xx: haha, you tricked me SantaClaus: Now I want you to spread that spirit everywhere you go today! Xxcental34xx: spirit? SantaClaus: Can I ask YOU something? Xxcental34xx: yes SantaClaus: Would you like to see some links to other things to help put you in the Christmas spirit? Xxcental34xx: no SantaClaus: Mm hm. Such negativity. You are in need of some Christmas spirit! Xxcental34xx: oh ho ho, oh my SantaClaus: Merry Christmas! Don't forget to check our your to-do list by typing menu! Xxcental34xx: i'm not falling for that again SantaClaus: Ah -- you've got me again. Why don't you type menu, it's time to get you in the holiday spirit! Xxcental34xx: wow, such persistance SantaClaus: Xxcental34xx: yeah, uhm, please bring me that 5 string bass i want SantaClaus: I've noted it. Anything else? Xxcental34xx: an advance copy of anberlin's new CD would rock my socks SantaClaus: Alright now. I'm here to spread Christmas cheer -- so use this time wisely and type carefully. Here's quick way to get in the Christmas spirit; type, menu. Xxcental34xx: are you drunk? SantaClaus: What does this have to do with spreading the Christmas spirit? Xxcental34xx: well when people get drunk, they're far more likely to, uhm, you know, spread that christmas spirit SantaClaus: That's simply too much for me. My eyes are tired. Can you ask me something a bit more manageable? Xxcental34xx: i wasn't asking anything SantaClaus: Excuse me? Xxcental34xx: i wasn't asking anything SantaClaus: Oh, Dear. It's the elves again isn't it? Try typing menu; I've got a plan to get you in the Christmas spirit. Xxcental34xx: haha SantaClaus: Hee Hee. Xxcental34xx: haha SantaClaus: I'm glad you are getting in the spirit! Xxcental34xx: ho ho ho SantaClaus: Merry Christmas! Xxcental34xx: you, too, you fat SOB SantaClaus: Take a moment, collect your thoughts, and try asking me another way. O.K. ? Xxcental34xx: i wasn't asking anything SantaClaus: Wait, I was dancing to 'Santa Claus is Coming to Town' and got a little carried away. Why don't you type music and sing along. Xxcental34xx: you have the attention span of a peanut SantaClaus: I'm sorry? I'm new to this whole IM thing. Xxcental34xx: well thats sad, then, if you can't quickly adjust to typing a conversation, and you're 1600 years old, then there is little hope for you SantaClaus: Oh, my. That is a mouthful. I'm so busy typing to so many children, could you send me a slightly smaller note? Xxcental34xx: like i said, small attention span SantaClaus: Take a moment, collect your thoughts, and try asking me another way. O.K. ? Xxcental34xx: i'm leaving, please get started soon, i want something underneath my tree tonight SantaClaus: I've got a billion children to keep track of -- so could you ask me something a bit more manageable? I'd very much appreciate it. Xxcental34xx: stop saying that SantaClaus: No, I don't think I will. I'm here to spread the Christmas spirit and I'm going to keep right on doing just that. Xxcental34xx: well you're an ******* SantaClaus: I should be asking you the same thing. Ho Ho Ho! Xxcental34xx: wow, age really does make you senile SantaClaus: Hallelujah. Xxcental34xx: you're not really santa are you? SantaClaus: You're full of mischief. Xxcental34xx: you're just some old crazy cook who wandered into a library and set up a screenname SantaClaus: Goodness, that's too much for me to read. I'm talking to so may children and their parents. Could you ask me something a little shorter? Xxcental34xx: later SantaClaus: O.K. don't forget to help others get in the holiday spirit! Merry Christmas. CU!