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I prefer my chicken subservient

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by gigslut, Aug 2, 2012.


  1. MatticusMania

    MatticusMania LANA! HE REMEMBERS ME!

    Sep 10, 2008
    Pomona, SoCal
    First I says Dance, and the chicken danes!

    Then I says Raise the roof, and it lifts a wing.

    Then I says Do yoga and it gets in lotus position and starts meditating.

    I tells it, Perform Black Magick, and it starts making incantation like movements.

    So I says, Create a fire, and it starts doing something, but no fire. So I ask Wheres the fire, and it point offscreen, to my left.

    The I said, Make me a sandwich, and it comes up real close to the screen and looks at me awkwardly.


    I should get back to work...
     
  2. bjabass

    bjabass

    Jan 10, 2011
    Mountain South
    won't take off the chicken outfit....just how subservient is that?
     
  3. If you ask him to play bass he gives you a thumb down!

    What a load of cr*p!!!!
     
  4. fraublugher

    fraublugher

    Nov 19, 2004
    ottawa, ontario, canada
    music school retailer
    I remember these , but i don't remember what it was.
     
  5. EricF

    EricF Habitual User

    Sep 26, 2005
    Pasadena, CA
    I told it to fetch, and it started doing karate moves. Stupid chicken.
     
  6. MatticusMania

    MatticusMania LANA! HE REMEMBERS ME!

    Sep 10, 2008
    Pomona, SoCal
    Bird brain!
     
  7. Sounds fun... Subbed so I remember to check it when not at work on my phone
     
  8. fraublugher

    fraublugher

    Nov 19, 2004
    ottawa, ontario, canada
    music school retailer
    Did you spell fetch with an "L" ?
    Lifting a leg would be appropriate.
     
  9. DaveDeVille

    DaveDeVille ... you talkin' to me ?? Supporting Member

    i told it to jump and touch the ceiling ...

    stupid chicken .
    :ninja:
     
  10. droppedurpocket

    droppedurpocket

    Nov 11, 2011
    Plano, TX
    I told it to play some polka. It blew up a ballon. Didn't know chickens had lips. Stupid chicken
     
  11. NML1986

    NML1986

    Feb 25, 2012
    Lincoln UK
    Metal!!! ;)
     
  12. I told it to take a dump and it walked up and wagged its finger at me....
     
  13. gigslut

    gigslut

    Dec 13, 2011
    St Louis, Mo

    Yes, he's subservient, but he has his dignity.
     
  14. Apparently so.

    btw, "Spank the monkey" provided a great many lulz.
     

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