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I ran into a mooching black cat at Burger King!

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by Bryan316, Mar 12, 2008.


  1. Bryan316

    Bryan316 Banned

    Dec 20, 2006
    Detroit
    Go in, get food, start to leave, and there's a scruffy dirty black cat sitting right outside the door, staring in at me, licking it's lips.

    What the heck? CATS mooch at the lunch line? I haven't dealt with this crap since the football team in high school would camp out at the lunch line mooching the whole damn line for change! Go away cat, I ain't giving you no tree fiddy! Then I realised this wasn't no black cat, it was that damn Loch Ness Monstah!


    And it dared to meow at me in disgust cuz I didn't drop him a freedom fry. Cat, I will PUNT you like Jason Hansen! Wait, no, Jason Hansen only does field goals, nevermind. Oh well, LACES OUT, PUSSY! BLAMMO
     
  2. Beav

    Beav Graphics Whore

    Jul 17, 2003
    Middle Tennessee
    Designer: Beav's Graphics
    Woman you better not give him no tree fiddy!
     
  3. Bryan316

    Bryan316 Banned

    Dec 20, 2006
    Detroit
    I gave him a dolla!
     
  4. Beav

    Beav Graphics Whore

    Jul 17, 2003
    Middle Tennessee
    Designer: Beav's Graphics
    w00t w00t South Park is new tonight! hopefully it'll be a little more consistent than last season...
     
  5. XtreO

    XtreO

    Jan 2, 2008
    Norway
    AhahahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHA you call it freedomfries hahahahhahaaa
     
  6. Bryan316

    Bryan316 Banned

    Dec 20, 2006
    Detroit
    Yeah, I call em freedom fries.

    For morf.

    ;)
     
  7. freedom fries

    freedom poodles

    Dawn Freedom

    Freedom Stewart
     
  8. peterbright

    peterbright

    Jan 23, 2007
    On The Bayou
    Why not a freedom fry club?
     
  9. I'd rather have a cat club.........then again..........I could just use my baby seal club :hyper:
     
  10. What were you driving?
    Thank you, thank you. :D
    Great crowd...
     

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