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I smashed a TV today.

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by Sonorous, Mar 6, 2005.

  1. Sonorous


    Oct 1, 2003
    Denton, TX
    It was grand. 27" or something like that. Just smashed it to pieces with a sledgehammer.

    I never realized how thick the glass in a TV is. Its like 3/4".
  2. invisiman


    Feb 22, 2004
    I hope you feel better now :D

    Oh, and I signed you up for anger management next week... :bag: :D
  3. Selta


    Feb 6, 2002
    Pacific Northwet
    Total fanboi of: Fractal Audio, AudiKinesis Cabs, Dingwall basses
    Isn't that fun though? I got to do that one day, to like 10 TVs. I was having fun with it... but we ran out of TVs. I did sledgehammers, threw rocks at them, put small explosives in them... it was grand. :p

  4. Munjibunga

    Munjibunga Total Hyper-Elite Member Gold Supporting Member

    May 6, 2000
    San Diego (when not at Groom Lake)
    Independent Contractor to Bass San Diego
    [butthead] Coooool! [/butthead]
  5. [beavis]yeaahhh! break it! smash it![/beavis]
  6. Wrong Robot

    Wrong Robot Guest

    Apr 8, 2002
    What a coincidence, I was just about to play
  7. Ever smashed a PC to bits with a hatchet? I have. Try it.
  8. dude, dija get wood?

    Is your name Fred Durst?

  9. MJ5150

    MJ5150 Terrific Twister

    Apr 12, 2001
    Olympia, WA
    Excellent game WR.....what was the phrase they yell out when the level starts? It isn't coming to me right now.

    I don't think I have ever smashed up a TV, but I have shot them up quite a few times. So, was it a big ceremony when you did it? Like when the dudes from Office Space took the printer out back and destroyed it?

  10. Stephen S

    Stephen S Member

    Apr 10, 2002
    San Bernardino, CA
    "Die motha***ker Die mother***ker die"
  11. Frank Martin

    Frank Martin Bitten by the luthiery bug...

    Oct 8, 2001
    Budapest, Hungary, EU


    We'll see how far you can go before you run to the next store and buy another TV... :p

    And to think you could've spent all that money on basses :rollno:
  12. Frank Martin

    Frank Martin Bitten by the luthiery bug...

    Oct 8, 2001
    Budapest, Hungary, EU
    Cool. the above goes for you, too. Don't smash ten TVs, you'd have a shorter GAS-list now :p
  13. I once saw a TV get demolished by a steel ball bearing firing mini gun. Twas highly amusing. 6000 rounds per minute, gas powered, electric pwoered barrel. Muhuwhahahahaha!
  14. Oh really? And what did the TV ever do to you, huhn? What did it ever do to YOU? That poor, innocent TV, that has spent countless hours tirelessly feeding you information and entertaining you, and this is how you thank it?! With viscious brutality? WITH WHOLESALE SLAUGHTER?!?! YOU HEARTLESS MONSTER!!!!!!:mad:


    Rock on
  15. Sonorous


    Oct 1, 2003
    Denton, TX
    It broke while I was trying to watch it.

    Yeah, the cool part is I smashed it up in a hobo village. There were cardboard huts, human turds, and 40 oz beer bottles everywhere.
  16. So, you've smashed a TV, but have you broken any records?

  17. Wrong Robot

    Wrong Robot Guest

    Apr 8, 2002
    Most TVs murdered for personal amusement maybe?
  18. That's exactly what I was thinking. :rolleyes:

    4 out of 5 TV murders are reported on the radio. :p

    Mike :D
  19. Figjam


    Aug 5, 2003
    Boston, MA
    heh i saw that
  20. jiant.


    Jul 3, 2004
    Fort Mill, SC
    In a video for my English class last year I smashed in the screen of a computer monitor. It only took one swing with the 2 wood that I got for $1 at Goodwill before we started taping.