I Think I Know how Women Feel.

Definitely. Of course, from a visual standpoint, there's something more symmetrical about a nude woman, to me. Not that a male body can't be beautiful in its own right, but male genitals kind of look 'out of place' on the body compared to a woman's, as in 'whoa how did that get there'. Of course, I"m a biased hetero male, so who knows. I'd vote for not seeing anyone's junk in a movie, just to be fair.

 

Hey Cheese,

Don't go see Bruno.

Joe

 

That was actually a portrait of me.

 

dont try and pull that one mr wilson. it wont work on us. we all know your just a grumpy (shriveled) old man.

 

whoa there Mark, that's not how it looked like at all last night

 

Tell your Mom to stop divulging my secrets.

 

Two big differences Doc.

First, women CAN appreciate the naked female form while the vast majority of straight men don't. That's not to say that gratuitous nudity isn't annoying to women, but doesn't prompt as much of a reaction as men with gratuitous male nudity.

Secondly, male nudity in films is almost always for humor (Sarah Marshall, Borat & Bruno) or shock value (Equus, Crying Game). I can't think of any instance where it is included for sex appeal.

And I think that's the biggest difference. Simply put, men enjoy seeing nude women a LOT more than women enjoy seeing nude men.

At least that's what the police officer told me while explaining the restraining order my neighbor took out on me.

 

You mean....that's not average?

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Priapism


Sounds a little more painful than simply havin a big wiener. Also, it was a cold day when David posed for that statue. I tried to tell him......

 

I didn't feel uncomfortable when I saw a wang on screen. I laughed a lot when I heard it hit his legs.

Then again I used to do 'gay burglaries' into my friend's dorms. Basically you get naked and steal their stuff and lets face it, no one wants to tackle a naked guy.

 

That is criminally ingenious.

 

I actually enjoy it a lot because it makes me crack up. In Bruno I was damn near crying. But hey I'm comfortable with myself so maybe that's why. Gay burglaries sound like a good idea, too bad I don't live in the dorms anymore!

 

When life gives you lemons, just say f--- the lemons and bail.

 

and if life throws you crap, please, for the LOVE OF GOD don't try to make a beverage out of it.