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I think I need this amp

Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by chunkylover73, Aug 5, 2012.

  1. chunkylover73


    Feb 1, 2009
  2. "And speaking of Yorkville, you can stand proud knowing that your amp is 100% made in Canada, built to withstand the rigors of strong, sexy, rugged Canadian bassists such as yourself."

    Alas, I am an American Bassist.
  3. JEBassman

    JEBassman Supporting Member

    Jun 25, 2008
    Will the amp make me irresistible to all women, or just Canadian women? I always want to know an amp's specs before purchasing. ;)
  4. jarrydee


    Oct 22, 2011
    You can stand proud knowing your amp was 100% made in Afghanistan with real poppy oil used to lube the preamp tubes, so crank her up and breath in the awesome smoke burning of your tubes, guaranteed to make YOU think your a rock and roll star.

    WARNING: Hallucinations sometimes occur
  5. Disappear


    May 9, 2008


    Guys, we're bassists. Unless a woman mistakes us for a guitarist will we ever get women.

    Better buy a 6-string
  6. Stewie26

    Stewie26 Supporting Member

    Boy, the guy who wrote the copy for that ad can join the
    marketing department at my company anytime. He's good!

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