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I Want A Gorilla Costume...

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by Definitely, Aug 28, 2012.

  1. Definitely

    Definitely Banned

    ...I don't know why, but I do. Badly. Anyone know where I can get one of these sexy beasts for a decent price?
  2. Corbeau


    Dec 14, 2011
    Try ebay. I bought a Tigger costume for about $30 with free shipping.
  3. the Arsonaut

    the Arsonaut

    Aug 27, 2012
    I have the fur suit, sans gloves/head. Bought it at Trash American Style back around xmas 2000. Malcolm said, "was thinking about keeping it, but if you wear it to the mall, I'll let ya have it for $10"
    15 minutes later I was in macy's with a black hairsuit...just like every time I'm in macy's, I suppose...

    All, I know is good ones ain't cheap...
  4. Roscoe East

    Roscoe East

    Aug 22, 2011
    I was thinking about this just recently. Saw a video on youtube of Frank Zappa's 1974 band performing "Florentine Pogen" live, and when it got to the part about "Chester's gorilla, she go oink!" some guy in a full gorilla suit came out from backstage and started playfully harassing drummer Chester Thompson.

    Made me want to get a gorilla suit

    (...or play with Chester Thompson, which ain't gonna happen, so the suit's my consolation prize.)
  5. Darth Handsome

    Darth Handsome Banned

    Oct 1, 2010
    Are you sure? I'd watch Trading Places first & see if you still want one afterwards.
  6. Bloodhammer

    Bloodhammer Twinkle Twinkle Black Star

    Jul 7, 2009
    Shreveport, Louisiana
    Trying to fabricate a Bigfoot sighting, yourself?

    Beware of teenage girls with cars!
  7. Funky Ghost

    Funky Ghost Translucently Groovy

    ^ trading-c.
  8. Relic

    Relic Cow are you?

    Sep 12, 2006
    Robbinsville, NJ
    THIS is what you want. Be the life of any party, and the chicks totally dig it:

  9. HaMMerHeD


    May 20, 2005
    Norman, OK, USA
    Ah, this must be you then.

  10. Funky Ghost

    Funky Ghost Translucently Groovy


    That's not ever leaving my mind . . .
  11. Roscoe East

    Roscoe East

    Aug 22, 2011
    Hmm... Okay, now I want a Jamie Lee Curtis costume.
  12. Definitely

    Definitely Banned

    Oh god...I want it so I can go busking with a paper hat and a gorilla costume, it just popped into my head a couple days ago but now I wanna do it! Making a Whamola to go with it...I will be the best busker on earth playing my Whamola Jam in my gorilla costume with a paper hat on.
  13. Funky Ghost

    Funky Ghost Translucently Groovy

    You could just buy an old cat lady costume and go as Geddy :bag:
  14. Definitely

    Definitely Banned


    I need bright orange sunglasses to go with this...

    You think I could get a busking license with a Whamola? I'm definitely auditioning next year.
  15. MakiSupaStar

    MakiSupaStar The Lowdown Diggler

    Apr 12, 2006
    Huntington Beach, CA
    Damn it. You beat me to it. :D
  16. Definitely

    Definitely Banned

    I didn't see that thread until just now!

    Nah, I'm gonna go Whamola in it :D
  17. You can always shave Phalex and use said hair to create your own custom gorilla costume.
  18. Definitely

    Definitely Banned

  19. Relic

    Relic Cow are you?

    Sep 12, 2006
    Robbinsville, NJ
    yeah but you would have to spend too much time plucking all the corn matter out of it
  20. MJ5150

    MJ5150 Supporting Member

    Apr 12, 2001
    Olympia, WA
    People in hell want ice water, you think they get it?

    -My Father

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