So tonight was the tryouts for the school talent show. We got there on time but forgot to sign up so we had to tryout last. Jordan, our drummer, showed up about 45 minutes after the rest of us, but that wasn't really a problem. We sat there and watched the performances, our guitarist played with another band because there guitarist doesn't go to our school anymore and they did really good. About 30 minutes before we go on Jordan gets up and goes to the bathroom. Ten minutes before we go on we start looking for jordan so a few of us went in the bathroom. We get in there and he's sitting in the stall taking a crap, we told him to hurry it up but he tells us that he has diarrhea. We just yelled at him to hurry up and he starts talking about how if he gets up he feels like he will crap his pants. We keep coming in and out telling him to hurry and he keeps saying that he can't, after a while it became obvious that he was full of it. About 15 minutes after we were supposed to start we are running around trying to figure things out, we asked the drummer from the other band but he didn't know any of the songs we play. So after being yelled at and told to hurry up we finally decide to have our lead guitarist AND singer play the drums while the singer from the other band sings and our rythmm guitarist plays. We had to change our song from "Radio" by Rancid to "The Crowd" by Operation Ivy, because radio needed two guitars. So we played, and it was quite simply horrible, the abosolute worst we have ever played, the drums were off beat, the singing was kind of messed up, the guitar solo was messed up, and my bass was too quiet and I played terribly. About 20 seconds into the song our drummer just strolled in all fine and dandy. So it seems we probably won't make it into the talent show. Sorry for being so long winded, but I'm not in the mood to be coherent.