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If Basses Could Talk What Would They Say?

Discussion in 'Basses [BG]' started by ejaggers, Sep 13, 2018.

  1. ejaggers

    ejaggers Supporting Member

    Aug 18, 2009
    Hurst, tx
    My Coronado would say:


    “Please don’t leave me alone with this freak!!!”
    “He keeps sticking his tongue in my f-hole.”

  2. Nunovsky


    Sep 4, 2004
    "Who told you that I liked to be spanked so hard?"
    Pbassmanca, Spidey2112 and TolerancEJ like this.
    Do da loo dee,
  4. nostatic

    nostatic Supporting Member

    Jun 18, 2004
    lost angeles, CA
    Endorsing Artist: FEA Labs
    "you know that slap thing sounds ridiculous 99% of the time, right?"
  5. B-Mac

    B-Mac Sorting Things Out Supporting Member

    Aw man you beat me to it....
  6. "Please put me in the hands of someone skilled!"
  7. Nunovsky


    Sep 4, 2004
    Yours too????
  8. Mr White

    Mr White Guest

    Feb 10, 2014
    That better be a belt buckle!!!
  9. motoman


    May 8, 2008
    Ontario canada
    Mine would say how long have you had me and you still can,t play me
  10. FrenchBassQC

    FrenchBassQC Supporting Member

    Jul 13, 2011
    Gatineau QC CA
    Send me back to my previous owner PLEASE!!!!
  11. garp


    Feb 7, 2009
    Connecticut USA
    "By any chance, you're not tone-deaf, are you? I mean, well, it's just that..."
  12. M-rek

    M-rek Supporting Member

    Apr 5, 2017
    Germany, Dithmarschen
    "I beg you, please, kind sir - no more refinishes or modifications! No more!"
  13. LowEndOperative

    LowEndOperative ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ Supporting Member

    Oct 8, 2013
    “Play me, but not for a fool”.
    Old Blastard, Spidey2112 and ejaggers like this.
  14. lz4005


    Oct 22, 2013
  15. Jewce


    Feb 23, 2018
    Santa Maria, CA
    Oooowwwww!!!!!! @%#$!!!!!!! @*#<!!!!!!! Hey, that girl in the 3rd rows looking at me! &$_@!!!!!!!!!!!
    Spidey2112 likes this.
  16. redwood

    redwood Supporting Member

    Oct 3, 2002
    Buffalo, NY
    Get your fingers out of my G string!
    ejaggers, Jon Muir, dnp41 and 12 others like this.
  17. Jim C

    Jim C Is that what you meant to play or is this jazz? Supporting Member

    Nov 29, 2008
    Bethesda, MD
    You call that playing?
  18. Low84

    Low84 Supporting Member

    Mar 30, 2014
    "Welp... things could be worse... at least I'm not owned by Bobby Dall."
    TolerancEJ and Spidey2112 like this.
  19. somebrains

    somebrains Supporting Member

    Feb 7, 2017
    The one I'm working on right now would say whoever worked on the neck pocket doesn't know how to use power tools.
  20. FenderB

    FenderB Supporting Member

    Mar 28, 2016
    Findlay, Ohio
    Sell me...

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