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If Eric Cartman was your son

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by MAJOR METAL, Feb 9, 2013.


    MAJOR METAL HARVESTER OF SORROW Staff Member Supporting Member

    How would you handle a youngster like Eric Cartman if he was your son? I thought the Cesar Millan approach was promising. If Eric was my son I probably would have tried returning him back to the stork or cabbage patch:p
  2. Thomas Kievit

    Thomas Kievit Guest

    May 19, 2012
    I think he would run so fast for me, he would lose 20 kg in 1 week xD
  3. MJ5150

    MJ5150 Terrific Twister

    Apr 12, 2001
    Lacey, WA
    He'd get the soap treatment for that dirty mouth. Just like me and Ralphie did.

  4. jmattbassplaya

    jmattbassplaya Supporting Member

    Jan 13, 2008
    Tampa, FL.
    36th trimester abortion :bag:
  5. Mike in Chicago

    Mike in Chicago Supporting Member

    Apr 3, 2011
    He already is
  6. rr5025


    Nov 12, 2008
    Tenorman? You're alive?
  7. Phalex

    Phalex Semper Gumby Supporting Member

    Oct 3, 2006
    G.R. MI
    If Eric Cartman was my son, that would mean my wife was a w***e.
  8. BioDriver

    BioDriver A Cinderella story

    Aug 29, 2008
    If young Mr. Cartman were my child he'd get the same punishment I did for doing the same shenanigans he did (at least in the first few seasons)

  9. That little foul-mouthed brat? I'd probably disown him... Or if I had the ability of precognition I wouldn't procreate to begin with. No kid of mine would mean no risk of having a Cartman.
  10. Geroi Asfalta

    Geroi Asfalta

    Aug 23, 2011
    If Cartman was my kid, I'd grind his pet pig into chili and feed it to him.
  11. jp58


    Dec 9, 2009
    +1. The key would would be "was" my son.
  12. kingpin2512


    Aug 9, 2008
    Say I'm going on vacation and never return.
  13. Dale D Dilly

    Dale D Dilly Monster

    Jul 1, 2008
    I'd let the Visitors keep him.
  14. buzzbass

    buzzbass Shoo Shoo Retarded Flu ! Supporting Member

    Apr 23, 2003
    I'd break my foot off in his arse
  15. Work in mental health for 20 years or so, specializing in adolescents. After that, you'd welcome a Cartman as your son!
  16. it wouldn't happen...Cartman would know to respect my authoritah. He'd be hella cool
  17. MatticusMania

    MatticusMania LANA! HE REMEMBERS ME!

    Sep 10, 2008
    Pomona, SoCal
    Id hold Clydefrog ransom until he complied.
  18. fjadams

    fjadams Supporting Member

    Jun 7, 2011
    Danbury, CT
    I didn't get Cartman for a son, but bad luck for them, my parents did.