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If he'd just done his homework a little better...

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by Peter McFerrin, Apr 21, 2006.

  1. I shouldn't be amused, but I am. :bag:
  2. popinfresh


    Dec 23, 2004
    Melbourne, Aus
    Haha, 'the white-haired suspect'.

    Ahh man, how could the women be that stupid as to let him in?
  3. Exactly what I was going to say.
  4. *takes notes*

    "free brest exam"

  5. Nick man

    Nick man

    Apr 7, 2002
    Tampa Bay
    The dude is a creep but I think these women should be thrown in jail too. They're so stupid that im sure they burden society in more ways than locking up our courts by letting retarded cases like this happen.

    Oh, and of course it had to be Miami.
  6. DigMe


    Aug 10, 2002
    Waco, TX
  7. d8g3jdh

    d8g3jdh Guest

    Aug 9, 2005
    Stupidity is not limited to one gender.
  8. popinfresh


    Dec 23, 2004
    Melbourne, Aus
    Really? Since when?
  9. fookgub


    Jun 5, 2005
    Houston, TX
    Oh man, that guy stole my idea. He's ruining it for everyone!
  10. Just certain forms of stupidity are.

    Rock on
  11. DigMe


    Aug 10, 2002
    Waco, TX
    Yeah, I know what you mean...like how women are stupid when it comes to math and driving and men are stupid when it comes to door-to-door boob exams and cooking.

  12. I take it you're well familiar with Loveline's longtime feature, "Germany or Florida?". :D

    BTW, I can't hate on Florida too much--my granddaddy was a professor at UF and my dad is a Gainesville native.
  13. lamborghini98

    lamborghini98 The Aristocrats

    May 1, 2005
    NYC; Portland, OR
    That is pretty funny... how could some people be so dumb?

    I heard a story of a guy who made phone calls to women's houses, saying that his office was experimenting with a new technology where they did breast exams from space satelites. He instructed women to go to their windows and lift their shirts for the free exam. :rollno:

    See... these exams would look a lot less phoney if the fake doctors charged for them. I mean.. who just gives out free breast exams (besides a lot of places... but still... if you charge them $150, you get money for it!)?
  14. My thinking was more along the lines of this:

    Name the last time that a woman's last words were, "Here, hold my beer and watch this."

    Rock on
  15. irjason

    irjason In Memoriam

    Nov 17, 2001
    Louisville, KY
    It had to have been this guy.
  16. Just the other day, but that's not for here.

  17. Okay, Steph, what were you doing?:eyebrow:

    Rock on

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