If I get a sunburst Fender Precision with tort and flats, and I take it everywhere I play, alternating it with a sunburst Fender Precision with tort and rounds... Will every member of the band show up on time and in tune, ready to play? Will people get onto the dance floor sooner at gigs? Will more people stay on the dance floor for a moment when the band breaks for a few seconds between tunes? Will bar managers pay us the promised amount without having to be chased down and asked to pay? Will the singers always remember the words that come next? Will prima donna guitarists have more tolerance for the mere presence of the bass in the mix? Will every member of the band contribute appropriately to breakdown and loading gear into vehicles after shows? Will taxi drivers demonstrate more patience about the things I need to do and the the brief conversations I need to have before we drive off? Will we get a frequent-booker discount at good rehearsal spaces? Will more of the pretty ones smile at me? Just asking.