If my bass could talk, it would say......

...nice groove!!

 

I thought this was an album thread.

 

Dude, you suck.

 

"go ahead, turn up the lows..."

 

"No Mas!! No Mas!!"

(I've been playing my MIM P a lot lately.)

 

You got NO rhythm sukka...

...now put me back in my comfy case and go back to piddling around with your skinny stringers!!

 

'Hey. HEY, YOU- OVER THERE- GET OFF TALK BASS & PLAY ME, DORK!'

 

Your belt buckle hurts me...

 

"I would like to be cleaned more than once a week, and your belt buckle is starting to hurt me"

 

I gotta have... MORE COWBELL!!

 

Some would say...

Change my strings

Others would say give me a break

One would say can you give me a bit more attention, just because I don't have frets makes me bad to play.

 

Wash your hands, now!

 

...it would say stop playing me when your nude.

 

I thought they liked that...

 

so did I... apperently not... doesn't mean i'll stop though

 

SELL ME!




SELL ME!




SELL ME!

 

You sweat too much.

 

My Shergold would say

"Those roundwounds hurt!"

 

"Kill me now"