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If Talkbass was a prison...

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by Fassa Albrecht, Apr 20, 2010.

  1. ...who'd be inside for what?

    Mods- Prison guards
    Admin- Prison managers/wardens.

    This worked really well on another forum...

    I'd be in for some sort of civil disobedience...:D

  2. XtreO


    Jan 2, 2008
    Well, Relic would be in for shooting someone on his lawn. Maki for going down on some asian chick in public, no doubt. Jive for trying to rescue him Prison Break-style.
  3. MatticusMania

    MatticusMania LANA! HE REMEMBERS ME!

    Sep 10, 2008
    Pomona, SoCal
    Buggery, the whole lot of you!
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  4. Stuff my OP, I'd be in for some sort of firearms offense...guns are awesome.
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  5. Guilty :atoz:

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  6. sloasdaylight

    sloasdaylight Banned

    Feb 4, 2009
    Tampa, Florida, US
    Just bolding this for no particular reason.

    No reason at all.

    Nope, can't think of a reason I'd do that.
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  7. lol!
  8. James Hart

    James Hart

    Feb 1, 2002
    Endorsing Artist: see profile
    Didn't do it! Lawyer f***** me!
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  9. sarcastro83


    Jul 27, 2007
    Toronto, ON
    Michael Bay is making a docu-drama about the life of Mumia Abu-Jamal. I am researching prison life as I have been offered the role of Mumia's sassy robot friend with bazookas for hands.
  10. DrSmaggs


    Oct 15, 2003
    Endorsing Artist:
    ... but.... do we get to keep our gear?
  11. Fassa, I see you as one of those repeat offenders who does something just bad enough to get put away for awhile, for the 3 squares & social networking. No offense.
    I'd be in for tax evasion after raking in bazillions on a totally crooked tour scam.
    Maki- human trafficking for sure- skimming the nicest stuff of the top.
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  12. TheDarkReaver

    TheDarkReaver Banned

    Mar 20, 2006
    Lincolnshire, UK
    Maki must be in for some sort of public lewdness.
  13. Relic

    Relic Cow are you?

    Sep 12, 2006
    Robbinsville, NJ
    XtreO would be in for falsely impersonating a gay male. :eek:
    Jive - he would be in probably due to the fact that his handbook on "1001 of the Best Ways to Get Revenge" would have been found by the authorities. KeithBMI for asking the first lady "When you gonna let me tap that.."
  14. santucci218


    Jan 26, 2007
    I'd be baking cakes with files in them for you.
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  16. DrSmaggs


    Oct 15, 2003
    Endorsing Artist:
    awesome. I'm in.
  17. Phalex

    Phalex Semper Gumby Supporting Member

    Oct 3, 2006
    G.R. MI
    I find that ironic because once we were cell mates he wouldn't be faking it anymore......

    5stringblues would be doing time for something stupid. Really stupid.
  18. [looks as tough as possible]

    What're ya in for?
  19. CapnSev


    Aug 19, 2006
    Coeur d'Alene
    What kind of files? Like my taxes or something?
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