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If three is two

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by cheesemonkey, Feb 25, 2008.


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  1. lets see what kind of epic fail this thread can generate
     
  2. Foxworthy925

    Foxworthy925 Guest

    Feb 24, 2007
    Bay Area, CA
    If three is two....then you need a tutor for math.
     
  3. MakiSupaStar

    MakiSupaStar The Lowdown Diggler

    Apr 12, 2006
    Huntington Beach, CA
    I've tried my best to repeatedly prove this theory. It's never really two unless you somehow meld the two chicks together. Perhaps if brought in some double-sided connecting toys.
     
  4. Jazz Ad

    Jazz Ad Mi la ré sol Supporting Member

    I remember this exercise back in math class.
    Let's stipulate that 3 is 2 and start calculating this way.
    Strange results.
     
  5. you misspelled "for" its F-O-U-R
     
  6. i don't see enough epic fail... i've failed at creating epic fail... have i failed or succeeded?
     
  7. MakiSupaStar

    MakiSupaStar The Lowdown Diggler

    Apr 12, 2006
    Huntington Beach, CA
    Oh no. You failed. You failed pretty well too. But there were a few things that we needed to get out before we slammed you with the fail pics.
     
  8. so i succeeded at failing.... YES i win
     
  9. 3 may not be 2 but 1 is 2 here is my proof


    Let a=b.
    Then a[SUP]2[/SUP]=ab
    a[SUP]2[/SUP]+a[SUP]2[/SUP]=a[SUP]2[/SUP]+ab
    2a[SUP]2[/SUP]=a[SUP]2[/SUP]+ab
    2a[SUP]2[/SUP]-2ab=a[SUP]2[/SUP]+ab-2ab
    2a[SUP]2[/SUP]-2ab=a[SUP]2[/SUP]-ab
    2(a[SUP]2[/SUP]-ab)=1(a[SUP]2[/SUP]-ab)
    which simplifies to 2=1... first person to point out my mistake gets a cookie
     
  10. Foxworthy925

    Foxworthy925 Guest

    Feb 24, 2007
    Bay Area, CA
    in your second step after the given, you said a squared plus a squared equals a squared which equals ab. The equation is no longer balanced: makes no sense.

    then two steps down, you added 2ab to one side, but subtracted it from the other side. But then again, the next step is written as if it were done correctly. Nothing's making sense..
     
  11. sorry that was meant to be a + i changed it... now try and find whats wrong or admit that 2=1
     
  12. 5th line
     
  13. HollowBassman

    HollowBassman

    Jun 24, 2007
    Hancock, MD
    What kind of cookie?
     
  14. a squared cannot =ab unless b=a
     
  15. Jared Lash

    Jared Lash Born under punches

    Aug 21, 2006
    Denver, CO
    I don't know about three being two.

    But if 6 was 9, awesomeness happens.
     
  16. bassaficionado6

    bassaficionado6 Something about gumption

    Jan 7, 2008
    Napa, CA
    "2a[SUP]2[/SUP]-2ab=a[SUP]2[/SUP]-ab"

    You added 2ab on one side and subtracted it on the other.
     
  17. damn i made a couple of slip ups in writing it i forgot how it went but its a snickerdoodle as I am well known for on an online community which will remained unnamed to protect my dorkiness
     
  18. bassaficionado6

    bassaficionado6 Something about gumption

    Jan 7, 2008
    Napa, CA
    That's a tragedy. I think you owe a cookie to all the people who's time you wasted. :D
     
  19. oh that's easy: hold up 2 fingers and say "this is 3." My friend did that yesterday with 4 and 7. We were stuck in a parallel dimension for 4 days (.03 seconds here) but it was awesome because the population was 100% (what i assumed to be) hot chicks.
     
  20. Lalabadie

    Lalabadie Guest

    Jan 11, 2007
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