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If you can't laugh at yourself, who can you laught at?

Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by Petebass, Jan 14, 2003.


  1. Petebass

    Petebass

    Dec 22, 2002
    QLD Australia
    A father sends his son to music lessons. The kid gets home and the dad asks: So, what'd you learn at music school today?
    Kid answers: Bass guitar! Today I learned the E string.
    Dad replies: That's great son, go upstairs and practice.
    Next day the kid comes home, Dad asks...So, what'd you learn today? Kid replies...the A string, Dad.
    That's good son, go and practice.

    Next day, same thing...Kid comes in, Dad asks: What'd you learn today?

    Kid answers: Oh, I couldn't go. I had a gig.
     
  2. Just a heads up. This has been posted here a million times. Doesn't anyone know any new jokes?
     
  3. john turner

    john turner You don't want to do that. Trust me. Staff Member Administrator

    Mar 14, 2000
    atlanta ga
    you can laugh at me.

    as a public service to talkbass users, i offer myself as the official laughingstock. go on, laugh. you won't hurt my feelings. you all are anyway, i just know it.




    :(
     
  4. It's okay John,

    *gives hug*............

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    *bursts out laughing*

    ok, ok sorry, seriously this time.....

    :D

    -insighted
     
  5. FunkySpoo

    FunkySpoo Supporting Member

    Feb 6, 2002
    I thought the punch line was "I had a country gig". Oh and BTW JT mullets are always funny.:p