It has come to my attention that the Fire sauce at Taco Bell is not what it claims to be. There is nothing Fiery about it. It is a pathetic excuse for a hot sauce. I need you to call 1-800-TACOBELL and tell them a change is in order. I have already done so (I was very polite, as was the customer service representative). Change will only come with widespread involvement. If you don't do it for yourself, please, do it for me. I am entirely serious.