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If you knew you had only twenty-four hours left to live...

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by soulgeezer, Aug 13, 2007.


  1. soulgeezer

    soulgeezer Banned

    Jan 29, 2007
    Northern New Jersey
    Endorsing Artist: Red Zone Effects
    ...how would you spend them?
     
  2. antiseptic

    antiseptic **antisepticised**

    Jul 18, 2006
    la la land
    I would:
    1. read the ten books you must read before you die/if stranded on a deserted island.
    2. listen to the ten albums you must hear before you die/if stranded on a deserted island.
    3. visit the ten places you must see before you die/if stranded on a deserted island.
     
  3. soulgeezer

    soulgeezer Banned

    Jan 29, 2007
    Northern New Jersey
    Endorsing Artist: Red Zone Effects
    Wow! That's gonna be a freakin' busy twenty-four hours! Would it even be possible to visit the ten places you must see before you die in such a short time?
     
  4. depends what those places are huh?
     
  5. Jared Lash

    Jared Lash Born under punches Supporting Member

    Aug 21, 2006
    Northern California
    Organize a monkey knife fight.

    monkeyKnifeFight.

    The formal wear is a must, especially the top hats.


    I've been asked this question before and I've always found it ridiculous.
     
  6. antiseptic

    antiseptic **antisepticised**

    Jul 18, 2006
    la la land
    :)

    I was making fun of the crappy top ten... you must.. before you... list.

    hence the user's title.
     
  7. Jared Lash

    Jared Lash Born under punches Supporting Member

    Aug 21, 2006
    Northern California
    Damn skippy. ;)
     
  8. Trevorus

    Trevorus

    Oct 18, 2002
    Urbana, IL
    I'd tell everyone how I really felt about them, good or bad.
     
  9. NamelessOne

    NamelessOne

    Mar 9, 2006
    Calgary, AB
    -Get laid, repeatedly
    -Go on a rampage
    -Get myself killed before time ran out

    Because I would now have had less than 24 hours to live, the fabric of the hypothetical universe would fall apart, and I would be either
    -Dead, as a result of my actions
    or
    -Able to dictate the terms of the universe

    If the latter works, I'd make myself into a god.

    It's worth a shot, anyways...
     
  10. Nappa

    Nappa

    Dec 20, 2006
    Fargo,North Dakota
    Strangle my worst enemies with B and high E(guitar) strings and smash every crappy musician who owns a fodera*.

    *as in smash them over the head with their basses(fodera) why let them waste so much potential of the bass and put it out of its misery.
     
  11. MakiSupaStar

    MakiSupaStar The Lowdown Diggler

    Apr 12, 2006
    Huntington Beach, CA
    24 what? Days? Hours? Chicks?
     
  12. soulgeezer

    soulgeezer Banned

    Jan 29, 2007
    Northern New Jersey
    Endorsing Artist: Red Zone Effects
    Fixed it. Nice catch. :)
     
  13. ditto!
     
  14. MakiSupaStar

    MakiSupaStar The Lowdown Diggler

    Apr 12, 2006
    Huntington Beach, CA
    I'd kiss my family goodbye and fly to macau and spend my life savings on a harem of sexy asian chicks and just fornicate until I die.
     
  15. kserg

    kserg

    Feb 20, 2004
    London, UK
    I'd go to a doctor to figure out why am I going to die in 24 hours and if they can fix me...
     
  16. Save the President.
     
  17. rap138

    rap138

    May 29, 2007
    south of Spain
    kill the president
     
  18. MakiSupaStar

    MakiSupaStar The Lowdown Diggler

    Apr 12, 2006
    Huntington Beach, CA
    LMAO. Nice. :D


    Now your phone's tapped. :eek: :ninja: :bag:
     
  19. Part two: what would you do when it turned out you weren't really going to die, and you had to live with your actions?
     
  20. JimmyM

    JimmyM

    Apr 11, 2005
    Apopka, FL
    Endorsing: Ampeg Amps, EMG Pickups
    Part one: I'd fly to Vegas, drink and do lots of drugs and buy as many hookers as I had the cash for.

    Part two: I'd fly back home and pretend none of it ever happened.
     

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