If you were a homosexual how would you "come out of the closet" ?

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  1. MAJOR METAL

    MAJOR METAL The Beagle Father Supporting Member

    Howdy Friends

    I thought this would be an interesting discussion, if you were a homosexual how would you "come out of the closet" ? I first underwent this expirence after ordering dinner at a Chinese Restraunt with my little sister, it was nerve racking to say the least. I had such chest and stomach pains I couldent even eat the meal that was brought out to me. If I had to do it over again I might try to find a more entertaining way of doing it, perhaps from the pulpit or with friends at a Metallica concert.
     
  2. Marlat

    Marlat

    Sep 17, 2002
    London UK
    Face first. The other way may be too suggestive.
     
  3. ggoat!!!

    ggoat!!! Inactive

    Apr 6, 2008
    Lousy-Anna
    I would make sure the closet was full of sable mink coats first. Maybe a few weeks in advance. Kinda like advance notice.
     
  4. René_Julien

    René_Julien Gold Supporting Member

    Jun 26, 2008
    Belgium
    If I were homosexual I'd come out of the closet for sure. :)

    I'm not for the record. :bag:



    I don't know, it's easier said than done.

    One of my best friends is gay. He had a hard time coming out.
    We were 17 when he told me he was gay.

    I had the typical response in my mind, but didn't say it out loud: "yes, I know for a while now."
    A lot of people "knew".
    He has no problem talking about this with friends. But he still is very akward to declare this to strangers.
     
  5. In a pink feather boa.

    Edit: I'd either swish or sashay,depending on my audience.
     
  6. Bruce Lindfield

    Bruce Lindfield Unprofessional TalkBass Contributor Gold Supporting Member In Memoriam

    Wouldn't that just be declaring you were "camp"...:p
     
  7. I'd hire out a pink hummer limo, call my parents and make them come up the front of the house and have me and several other male strippers hanging out the sunroof, drinking applitinies and touching each other suggestively. I would also have George Michael playing very loud on the hummer stereo or, if possible, have George Michael IN the limo and get him to write and sing my parents a song about the pleasures of man on man action.

    Did I put too much thought into that for a straight guy?
     
  8. No,but you did say "hummer".
     
  9. Hey! That reminds me!

    This one time at camp.................. ;)
     
  10. Darkstrike

    Darkstrike Return Of The King!

    Sep 14, 2007
    It would involve an explosion.
     
  11. Bruce Lindfield

    Bruce Lindfield Unprofessional TalkBass Contributor Gold Supporting Member In Memoriam


    I think that would just describe a "normal night out" for many straight women in Northern Britain!! :p
     
  12. The same way I'd get out of any closet, open the doors and go "BOO!"
     
  13. David1234

    David1234

    Jun 1, 2004
    Sydney, Australia
    Endorsing Artist: SWR Amplifiers
    Just answer some "keyboard player wanted" ads?
     
  14. Darkstrike

    Darkstrike Return Of The King!

    Sep 14, 2007
    Uhhh, that'd be the point there........
     
  15. JimmyM

    JimmyM

    Apr 11, 2005
    Apopka, FL
    Endorsing: Yamaha, Ampeg, Line 6, EMG
    Seeing as how the vast majority of people in a closeted gay's life already know they're gay well before they come out, what's the point?
     
  16. René_Julien

    René_Julien Gold Supporting Member

    Jun 26, 2008
    Belgium
    Telling all those people that it's okay to know.
     
  17. Absentia

    Absentia

    Feb 25, 2009
    Hey, I like tube steak.
     
  18. WickedPissah

    WickedPissah

    Jan 22, 2008
    Boston
    on Talkbass, duh!
     
  19. JimmyM

    JimmyM

    Apr 11, 2005
    Apopka, FL
    Endorsing: Yamaha, Ampeg, Line 6, EMG
    Right...a mere formality.
     
  20. René_Julien

    René_Julien Gold Supporting Member

    Jun 26, 2008
    Belgium
    Than along the same lines I can ask the question:
    what's the point in marriage?




    Oh, I know the answer. ;)

    Making sex tax deductble.
     
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