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If your bass was to have a conversation with you what would it say ?

Discussion in 'Basses [BG]' started by MAJOR METAL, Mar 10, 2008.


  1. MAJOR METAL

    MAJOR METAL The Beagle Father Supporting Member

    If your bass was to have a conversation with you what would it say ? I would have a feeling the Sadowsky's would voice concern that the other one was recieving more attention then the other. My Violin Bass would probably thank me for its conception. :)
     
  2. Darkstrike

    Darkstrike Return Of The King!

    Sep 14, 2007
    Stop hitting me!
    Learn to play!
    How come you don't pay as much attention to me as your Traben.

    Stuff like that.
     
  3. OUCHHH for christs sake put a PICK GUARD on me if youre gonna do that... MY GOD....
     
  4. cb56

    cb56

    Jul 2, 2000
    Central Illinois
    "Dude! You need to practice" :bassist:
     
  5. "What am I doing here ?".
     
  6. please don't put me back in that dark place again...
     
  7. Jim Powers

    Jim Powers

    Mar 19, 2007
    Charlotte, NC
    Dude, I need to rock!!!:bassist:
     
  8. I would ask it if tone is actually all in the fingers.
     
  9. Hmm... it would probably say, "Stop shoving picks into my crevices," and, "Why all the surgery? Do I not sound beautiful enough?"

    No. Well, yes, but it could be better.
     
  10. ibanezcollector

    ibanezcollector Yoyo's Hurt When You Crank It Into Your Face

    Feb 18, 2007
    Cleveland Ohio
    HELP... ME.... PLEASE....
     
  11. well in reality i would probably hurl it at a wall and run away screaming... kinda like in toy story... :)

    THE BASSES ARE ALIVE!!
     
  12. (muffled); "LET ME OUT!
    I don't get to play as much as either of us would want to!:(
     
  13. ...
    .
    .
    .

    " I appreciate what you are trying to do. I am glad you are having a great time.

    ...But you are not Marcus Miller or Flea

    ...
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    .
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    .
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    ..
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    ..and you suck!"
    ...

    .
    .
     
  14. B.C.

    B.C. Supporting Member

    Jun 28, 2005
    Indiana
    "Its dark in here"
     
  15. Darkstrike

    Darkstrike Return Of The King!

    Sep 14, 2007
    You filthy boy, I see you looking at others, on the internet, for shame!
     
  16. Andy_colassal

    Andy_colassal

    Nov 21, 2006
    Regina, SK
    you *miscellaneous curses*
     
  17. TAKE THESE SCREWS OUT OF MY BODY.. PLEASE!!
     
  18. Baird6869

    Baird6869 RIP Gord Downey. A True Canadian Icon.

    +1
     
  19. "OK buddy, now it's time for you to hop up on this table...

    First of all I'm gonna stick this screwdriver in every hole you got, then I'm gonna replace your heart with one made by Bartolini, next I'm gonna rip out your brains and rebuild it with parts made by Audere.

    Finally I'm gonna slap a freakin' Fender logo on your forehead, and see how you like living a lie.

    Oh, almost forgot, I bought you a new nut...so spread 'em boy"
     
  20. DistantTremor

    DistantTremor

    Nov 29, 2007
    "Dude, your fingers are covered in grease, it's disgusting...."
     

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