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If your happy and you know it...

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by PeaveyTNT, Feb 9, 2003.

  1. PeaveyTNT

    PeaveyTNT Banned

    Jul 21, 2002
    To the tune of "If You’re Happy And You Know It Clap Your Hands".

    If you cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq.
    If the markets are a drama, bomb Iraq.
    If the terrorists are frisky,
    Pakistan is looking shifty,
    North Korea is too risky,
    Bomb Iraq.
    If we have no allies with us, bomb Iraq.
    If we think that someone’s dissed us, bomb Iraq.
    So to hell with the inspections,
    Let’s look tough for the elections,
    Close your mind and take directions,
    It’s pre-emptive non-aggression, bomb Iraq.
    To prevent this mass destruction, bomb Iraq.
    They’ve got weapons we can’t see,
    And that’s all the proof we need,
    If they’re not there, they must be,
    Bomb Iraq.
    If you never were elected, bomb Iraq.
    If your mood is quite dejected, bomb Iraq.
    If you think Saddam’s gone mad,
    With the weapons that he had,
    And he tried to kill your dad,
    Bomb Iraq.
    If corporate fraud is growin’, bomb Iraq.
    If your ties to it are showin’, bomb Iraq.
    If your politics are sleazy,
    And hiding that ain’t easy,
    And your manhood’s getting queasy,
    Bomb Iraq.
    Fall in line and follow orders, bomb Iraq.
    For our might knows not our borders, bomb Iraq.
    Disagree? We’ll call it treason,
    Let’s make war not love this season,
    Even if we have no reason,
    Bomb Iraq.

    I think it is B.S. propoganda... but it is so freaking funny.
  2. Bob Clayton

    Bob Clayton Moderator Staff Member Supporting Member

    Aug 14, 2001
    Philly Suburbs
    lol....my mom came in and read it and laughed harder than i did

  3. Chris Fitzgerald

    Chris Fitzgerald Student of Life Staff Member Administrator

    Oct 19, 2000
    Louisville, KY
    I happen to find this somewhat amusing, but it's still flame bait. Fair is fair.
  4. PollyBass

    PollyBass ******

    Jun 25, 2001
    Shreveport, LA
    Damn funny.
  5. Benbass


    Jan 28, 2002
  6. Matt Till

    Matt Till

    Jun 1, 2002
    Edinboro, PA
    wasn't this posted before somewhere. I printed it a while ago and put it on my door. Because i get all my political information from Talkbass... thanks SMASH.
  7. so did my mum!


  8. moley


    Sep 5, 2002
    Hampshire, UK
    I posted it not too long ago. Guess what happened to that thread? :)

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