To the tune of "If Youre Happy And You Know It Clap Your Hands". If you cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq. If the markets are a drama, bomb Iraq. If the terrorists are frisky, Pakistan is looking shifty, North Korea is too risky, Bomb Iraq. If we have no allies with us, bomb Iraq. If we think that someones dissed us, bomb Iraq. So to hell with the inspections, Lets look tough for the elections, Close your mind and take directions, Its pre-emptive non-aggression, bomb Iraq. To prevent this mass destruction, bomb Iraq. Theyve got weapons we cant see, And thats all the proof we need, If theyre not there, they must be, Bomb Iraq. If you never were elected, bomb Iraq. If your mood is quite dejected, bomb Iraq. If you think Saddams gone mad, With the weapons that he had, And he tried to kill your dad, Bomb Iraq. If corporate fraud is growin, bomb Iraq. If your ties to it are showin, bomb Iraq. If your politics are sleazy, And hiding that aint easy, And your manhoods getting queasy, Bomb Iraq. Fall in line and follow orders, bomb Iraq. For our might knows not our borders, bomb Iraq. Disagree? Well call it treason, Lets make war not love this season, Even if we have no reason, Bomb Iraq. I think it is B.S. propoganda... but it is so freaking funny.