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I'm a man of simple tastes.

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by ausf, May 7, 2010.

  1. ausf


    Jun 24, 2008
    New York
    Only a few things needed to be happy...

    NYTimes, Green Mountain Coffee, Converse, EBMM, Guinness, Apple, Weber and a Labrador.

    Not that I don't appreciate other things, but those seem to be constants.

    Anyone else?
  2. MatticusMania

    MatticusMania LANA! HE REMEMBERS ME!

    Sep 10, 2008
    Pomona, SoCal
    See, I'm a man of simple tastes. I like dynamite, and gunpowder... And gasoline! Do you know what all of these things have in common? They're cheap!
  3. hover


    Oct 4, 2008
    I'm kinda fond of women's no-no bits. the woo-woo AND the cha-chas. Oh, and Jazz Basses.

    And food. Mexican, Thai or Italian.

    And Jeeps. Like them Jeeps.

    But mainly no-no bits.
  4. ausf


    Jun 24, 2008
    New York
    You win.
  5. ausf


    Jun 24, 2008
    New York
    I call them the yes-yes bits.
  6. I hereby nominate this thread for *most brain-damaged thread of today. :)
    On topic, I recently discovered Dr Pepper-flavored Jelly Bellys. I've known about women-parts for some time now, although research is ongoing.
  7. This statement leads me to believe you are not married. :atoz:
  8. I'm about as simple as they come. Taco Bell, EB Stingray and paintball.
  9. RWP


    Jul 1, 2006
    I want some!! :hyper:
  10. Yes- yes, you do. :D
  11. hover


    Oct 4, 2008

    are all 23 flavors sold separately?
  12. I'd imagine so- there's a factory close to me, so i could conceiveably find out... :ninja:
    The DP ones were in a small :meh: bag of *soda-shoppe* flavors along w/7-up, grape & orange crush & A&W cream soda.
  13. hover


    Oct 4, 2008
    haha, actually i was riffing on Dr. P's claims of involving 23 separate flavors in their pop...I wish I knew what they were....
  14. Joe Gress

    Joe Gress

    Dec 22, 2005
    Pueblo, CO
    I like almost all things. The simple things keep me happy, and when big stuff happens I seem to be underwhelmed, but it usually takes a while for it to sink in for me. It only takes little things to make my day, and it takes a bunch to bring me down when I am up.
  15. Internet. And anything (well, not anything) involving a well-known simple hydrocarbon, as well as things requiring more complex chemical formulas................like chocolate, for instance.

    I know what you all were thinking... :bag:

    and girls. Specifically a girl. Specifically my girlfriend.
  16. idtiots_image018.

    All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I'm fine.
  17. Fixed.
  18. Tommygunn


    Nov 8, 2008
    Houston, Tx
    Pbasses, big amps, no tone knob, quite guitars, hip-hop, funk, great basslines, TB

  19. ausf


    Jun 24, 2008
    New York
    Wasn't much thought put into it: I was sitting here, wearing Converse, enjoying a Guinness, reading the paper while being watched by my dog. I was hungry, so I thought I should fire up the grill and grab a cup of coffee so I have energy for practice later.

    And I am married, so when offered the naughty bits, I always say yes-yes. Only a fool would say no, you never know when they'll present themselves again.
  20. hover


    Oct 4, 2008
    Oh, I never say no either, I was loosely quoting Randall from the Clerks movies, re: the "no no bits"

    Yes...only a fool passes up the poonanny.

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