My computer took a really annoying break from reality for what seemed like a loooooooooooooooong time but actually was about three weeks. It sucked. I was going to the library to check my emails, I discovered that if you only get to check your email twice a week or so, it adds up badly. I get about 200 junk emails a day. How much does everyone else get? So anyway, I'm back. What happened while I was gone?