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im bored

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by jonathan_matos5, Apr 15, 2006.

  1. so tell me a joke
  2. Toasted


    May 26, 2003
    Leeds, UK
  3. that was hurtful
  4. canopener


    Sep 15, 2003
    Isle of Lucy
    You asked for it.
  5. I'm the chairman of the bored..............
  6. Der ver zwei peanoots, and ze ver valking down der strasse, and von vas azzaulted........peanoot. Deutchland uber ales!!

    Rock on

  7. does that say. 2 peanuts were walking down the road and 1 was assaulted.........peanut


    ferstien zi kein deutch
  8. Watch more Monty Python and that becomes a lot funnier.

    Wenn ist die Nunnstuck git und Schlotermeyer? Ja, Bierhund die oder, das flipperwault Gerspurt!!

    Rock on
  9. lamborghini98

    lamborghini98 The Aristocrats

    May 1, 2005
    NYC; Portland, OR
    Whats the difference between an Ohm and a Coulomb?

    A leather jacket and a pair of sun glasses.
  10. lamborghini98

    lamborghini98 The Aristocrats

    May 1, 2005
    NYC; Portland, OR
    So theres this farmer who has a terribly sick chicken. He brings her to every doctor in the state, but no one can cure her, so the farmer goes to the local university. He finds a chemist, a biologist and a physicist, and asks them all to work on a cure for his chicken's disease.

    The next day the farmer goes to each of the scientists and asks for a status report.
    The chemist, comparing two flasks, says he tested all the food and the water, and couldn't find anything wrong.
    The biologist, surrounded by petri dishes, says he took many tissue samples and came up with nothing.
    On the way to the physicist, the farmer was kicking himself. He hadn't even seen the physicist look at the chicken yet! He noticed the physicist was working furiously with his head buried in his notebook, and just before the farmer opened his mouth, the physicist jumped out of his chair and shouted, "I got it! I found the cure! ...but it only works for perfectly spherical chickens in a vacuum."
  11. kserg


    Feb 20, 2004
    London, UK
    You'd be happy to know that sharks won
  12. Eli M.

    Eli M. Life's like a movie, write your own ending

    Jul 24, 2004
    New York, NY
    Q: What do you call something that is pretending to be a noodle?
    A: an impasta.
  13. Must... Stop... Using... Owl... Picture!

  14. lamborghini98

    lamborghini98 The Aristocrats

    May 1, 2005
    NYC; Portland, OR
    Never stop!
  15. Frank Martin

    Frank Martin Bitten by the luthiery bug...

    Oct 8, 2001
    Budapest, Hungary, EU
    There was one man who accidentally translated two words... He was hospitalized for three weeks.
    That was one sick episode. IIRC the pensioner mob was in that, too - that was quite funny, as well.

    Tell me you're bored. It's 1:25 AM here and I'm having two exams next week.
  16. Jazzin'

    Jazzin' ...Bluesin' and Funkin'

    Two carrots walk into a bar...
  17. Higgie


    May 31, 2005
    London, England
    A dyslexic man walks into a bra...
  18. d8g3jdh

    d8g3jdh Guest

    Aug 9, 2005
  19. Bob Clayton

    Bob Clayton Moderator Staff Member Supporting Member

    Aug 14, 2001
    Philly Suburbs
    tell yourself a joke and stop wasting bandwith
  20. What do you call cheese that dosen't belong to you?

    Nacho cheese.

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