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Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by jonathan_matos5, Apr 15, 2006.
so tell me a joke
that was hurtful
You asked for it.
I'm the chairman of the bored..............
Der ver zwei peanoots, and ze ver valking down der strasse, and von vas azzaulted........peanoot. Deutchland uber ales!!
does that say. 2 peanuts were walking down the road and 1 was assaulted.........peanut
ferstien zi kein deutch
Watch more Monty Python and that becomes a lot funnier.
Wenn ist die Nunnstuck git und Schlotermeyer? Ja, Bierhund die oder, das flipperwault Gerspurt!!
Whats the difference between an Ohm and a Coulomb?
A leather jacket and a pair of sun glasses.
So theres this farmer who has a terribly sick chicken. He brings her to every doctor in the state, but no one can cure her, so the farmer goes to the local university. He finds a chemist, a biologist and a physicist, and asks them all to work on a cure for his chicken's disease.
The next day the farmer goes to each of the scientists and asks for a status report.
The chemist, comparing two flasks, says he tested all the food and the water, and couldn't find anything wrong.
The biologist, surrounded by petri dishes, says he took many tissue samples and came up with nothing.
On the way to the physicist, the farmer was kicking himself. He hadn't even seen the physicist look at the chicken yet! He noticed the physicist was working furiously with his head buried in his notebook, and just before the farmer opened his mouth, the physicist jumped out of his chair and shouted, "I got it! I found the cure! ...but it only works for perfectly spherical chickens in a vacuum."
You'd be happy to know that sharks won
Q: What do you call something that is pretending to be a noodle?
A: an impasta.
Must... Stop... Using... Owl... Picture!
There was one man who accidentally translated two words... He was hospitalized for three weeks.
That was one sick episode. IIRC the pensioner mob was in that, too - that was quite funny, as well.
Tell me you're bored. It's 1:25 AM here and I'm having two exams next week.
Two carrots walk into a bar...
A dyslexic man walks into a bra...
tell yourself a joke and stop wasting bandwith
What do you call cheese that dosen't belong to you?