Tooth pain. Well, not pain, really. Just a really intense, throbbing... sensation. It's not awful, just unignorable and keeping me from going to sleep. I tried painkillers. I've basically overdosed on Excedrin, I took 4 because it was so intense (which is double the max dose listed.) That did nothing, so half an hour later I took two more. Still nothing. I used Anbesol. Zilch. Then some numbing cream, and still not a thing. I've tried massaging my gums, rinsing with warm water, mouth wash, flossing, massaging the gum between the teeth with an interdental pick. No relief. I walked up stars and found that it didn't hurt for a little bit after that, so I started doing jumping jacks to get my heart rate up. That worked, but only while I was exerting. I can't exactly sleep while exercising, so that's not going to work. I thought maybe bloodflow was an issue, so I tried to stand on my head. I can't stand on my head, so that didn't work. Now, as a last resort I'm sipping some brandy. It's kind of working a little, but not making this go away. It's almost 3am and I have to work in the morning... I'm not sure what else to do.