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Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by Thor, Jan 22, 2004.

  1. Thor

    Thor Gold Supporting Member In Memoriam

    Busted in NY!


    I'm turning off the radio next time I hear one
    of his songs!

    I like that line, police did say why he was there. Sunday Drive?
  2. Matthew Bryson

    Matthew Bryson Guest

    Jul 30, 2001
    Eh - makes sense... you have to be stoned to listen to him, I'm sure you have to be stoned to be him.
  3. I guess Mr. Garfunkel drove over THE 59TH ST. BRIDGE, then coped some herb from his female connection in the bar, and raised a glass and said, "HERE'S TO YOU, MRS. ROBINSON," then took the NY State Turnpike north for about 1/2 an hour, smoked his weed and was "FEELIN GROOVY" to the point that he didn't realize how fast he was going, and also didn't hear the police siren due to the fact that he had his car stereo turned up full blast while listening to "BRIDGE OVER TROUBLED WATER."

    When asked whether or not he will pay the fine he is subject to, Mr.Garfunkel responded, "I WILL LAY ME (MONEY) DOWN".

    I think I should go to pun counseling. :(

    Mike :D
  4. Josh Ryan

    Josh Ryan - that dog won't hunt, Monsignor. Supporting Member

    Mar 24, 2001
    I think so too MJ. :)
  5. secretdonkey


    Oct 9, 2002
    Austin, TX
    Officer: Are you stoned, sir?

    Garfunkel: No, but I AM A ROCK!!!

  6. Thor

    Thor Gold Supporting Member In Memoriam

    Your avatar does you justice, I can always
    count on you to come through

    This has been fun, but now, I am HOMEWARD BOUND.
    Every else in the office has split, and the SOUNDS OF SILENCE are earsplitting. I am going home to eat supper and play with my dog, not THE
    BOXER, the standard poodle.

    honk for now!
  7. embellisher

    embellisher Holy Ghost filled Bass Player Supporting Member

    Nobody has commented on my avatar yet.
  8. Joe Turski

    Joe Turski

    Jul 29, 2003
    The nintendo gun for duck hunt!
  9. I think you guys are judging him quite badly. I mean smoking marijuana sometimes is not worst than having a few beers with friends. Just because it's illegal people are judging quite easily.

    Alcool is worst for your health than pot still it's legal...

    And I don't think any of you would have had a bad reaction if the news read that he was found with a 6 pack of beer on the back seat of his car.
  10. why the hell would you think that?
  11. The Zapper! And it's the original one! The later ones were orange because of some law that said they had to look like toys. Old-skool is what it's all about.

    Sucks about Garfunkle.
  12. Hum I think I just put my foot in my mouth I read the article fast and didn't realize he was driving I just thought the thread was about him smoking marijuana.

    Yeah drunk driving
    and prteey much any driving while your not sober pretty much sucks...

    Sorry for the inconvenience
  13. Brad Johnson

    Brad Johnson Supporting Member

    Mar 8, 2000
    Gaithersburg, Md
    DR Strings
    You also missed the fact that everyone was joking around in this thread. I didn't see anyone judge him.

    If you did... maybe it's time to cut back a tad.

  14. yeah...

    maybe I went in a litlle strong in his thread.

    But hey at least I realize it::rolleyes: :p
  15. embellisher

    embellisher Holy Ghost filled Bass Player Supporting Member

    Just trying to stay trendy.;) Kind of like your sig,:)
  16. Joe Turski

    Joe Turski

    Jul 29, 2003

    Welcome aboard fellow hunter! ;) :D
  17. Atshen


    Mar 13, 2003
    Grim Cold Québec
    Hey you bird killers! :mad:

  18. embellisher

    embellisher Holy Ghost filled Bass Player Supporting Member

    click, click

    We have a double threat here!

    Embellisher's going to shoot us, and Joe Turski's going to cook us! :eek:

    Everyone meet at pond # 612. That's pond # 612 on your official Goosey map.

    We'll meet there to figure out what to do and have dinner.

    Let's not BECOME dinner! :(

    Mike :D
  20. Atshen


    Mar 13, 2003
    Grim Cold Québec
    It's too late for me, leave me behind... Flee, my friends, flee!

    Oh wait, I've been shot with a Nintendo gun! :D

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