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I'm so sorry! I bought a g*****r...

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous [BG]' started by FretNoMore, May 17, 2003.


  1. FretNoMore

    FretNoMore * Cooking with GAS *

    Jan 25, 2002
    The frozen north
    I went to town to do some window shopping and came home with a guitar. :eek:

    It's a Godin Multiac. It's lovely. :bassist:

    Am I a traitor doomed to burn in hell for all eternity? :(
     
  2. Yep!
     
  3. FretNoMore

    FretNoMore * Cooking with GAS *

    Jan 25, 2002
    The frozen north
    :bawl:
     
  4. How... How co-could... you? :(

    TRAITOR! YE BE WALKIN' THE PLANK AT NOON, ARR! GIT 'IM!

    :)
     


  5. I'd hug you and comfort you...but I cannot stand the utter stench of gu*tar players



    :D
     
  6. IN COMING NEWS!

    As of 5 minutes ago, Anders Östberg of TalkBass has been rushed to hospital, with a gun wound.

    it is believed that the kittie pirates have employed a sniper kittie (picture at bottom).

    Let this be a lesson! All you need is music.. er.. Bass! Yes, all you need is bass. phew.

    :D
     


  7. you...Microbass...rule...


    :D
     
  8. FretNoMore

    FretNoMore * Cooking with GAS *

    Jan 25, 2002
    The frozen north
    ...stench of g*tarists?... :confused: ...sniffing armpit... :eek:

    :bawl: :bawl:

    Maybe I'll return it on Monday... :p
     
  9. Mike Money

    Mike Money Banned

    Mar 18, 2003
    Bakersfield California
    Avatar Speakers Endorsing Hooligan
    Not only am I a troll, but I own an electric guitar also... EVEN A DISTORTION PEDAL FOR GUITAR.
     
  10. FretNoMore

    FretNoMore * Cooking with GAS *

    Jan 25, 2002
    The frozen north
    Mike... DUCK!!! :D

    That gunshot wound from the sniper kitty sure hurt...
     
  11. You used to be cool, man!

    :mad: :spit:
     
  12. FretNoMore

    FretNoMore * Cooking with GAS *

    Jan 25, 2002
    The frozen north
    I'm pleading temporary insanity and will see a guitar teacher... :eek: Oh no, what am I saying! ...a counselor on Monday. :oops:
     
  13. So THATS where you've been running off to!

    *sniff* You haven't been working late, at all! HAVE YOU! HAAVEEE YOUU?!!!?

    :D
     
  14. You traitor, Your punishment shall be having to listen to an infinite amount of guitar wankers from Guitar center for the rest of your life. May the Guitar center have pity on your poor soul.
     
  15. and THEN be emabbrised, that JT is doing everything, they, and you combined are doing at once, in 12/8!

    :eek: :D
     
  16. Psch...

    As long as Bass is your main axe,then it'll be all good...


    However,if you play gu*tar more then Bass,then you shall be shunned,eternally!


    :eek:





    (I scare myself)
     
  17. moley

    moley

    Sep 5, 2002
    Hampshire, UK
    Congrats on your purchase, Anders :cool:
     
  18. FretNoMore

    FretNoMore * Cooking with GAS *

    Jan 25, 2002
    The frozen north
    Thanks moley! :)

    Watch your back though, "there be kitties"...
     
  19. Killdar

    Killdar

    Dec 16, 2002
    Portland Maine
    .............WHAT is WRONG with ye? ye coulda a'least got a 6 string with narrow spacing and tuned it like a g*****! what is this world coming to!?

    now you have to put "I'm a traitor" in yer sig, and write "I am a traitor, I betrayed TB" the same number of times as you spent in dollars for it. if ye spent $600 on it, you write it 600 times. If you spent $50, write it 50 times. The less you spent on it, the less you are a traitor. oh, and since you admit it, you have to add half again the amount you are a traitor. you must now write it 900 times.

    However, if it costed less than $50, or you had any of the inferior little siblings of the bass BEFORE you moved to bass, they are ok.

    well, at least post pics so we can make fun of it. :p
     
  20. FretNoMore

    FretNoMore * Cooking with GAS *

    Jan 25, 2002
    The frozen north
    Sigh. I'm afraid my sig will be a bit long then.

    My digcam is on the fritz so I had to borrow this litte pic for now:
    [​IMG]

    /The Traitor.