I'm such a lucky guy!!

Last month I received an email from a senior woman who found me on the internet and wanted to leave her $5,000,000 fortune to distribute after her imminent death from cancer. I'm still waiting on those funds, which I should receive shortly.

Now I stumbled into some more good luck!!! "A lot of bank deposits!" Man, that sounds like a lot of money. Must be all that clean living showering me with such good fortune.

Hello lfmn16,

I am a Lawyer by profession and my name is Mark Smith. I am
contacting you because you share the same last name with a
deceased client of mine who died few years ago. He left behind a
lot of bank deposits with no will to mention a next of kin. I
have been in recent communication with the banks where he has
these deposits and they have made it abundantly clear that I
should provide any of his relatives to come forward and claim his
money.

It is my plan therefore to present you as a relative to my late
client so that his deposit can be transferred to you legally by
virtue of the fact that you share the same last name and I can
easily present you as his relative. I will make this presentation
possible as it is my sole responsibility as the legal
Administrator and I will guide you all the way until his funds
are released to you. We shall be sharing the proceed of this
claim equally if you accept to work with me. I will share more
details with you upon your positive response to my email. I hope
to hear from you soon.

Best Wishes,

Bar.Mark Smith
Principal Partner
[email protected]

 

The other ones I get are from blackmailers that claim to have hacked your computer camera and have a video of you, shall I say "pleasuring yourself." If you don't sent $1,000 to them via bit-pay or whatever it's called, they'll mail the file to everyone on your outlook list. I sent an email back and said, "Make sure you send the part with your mother's face in it." Funny, but I never heard back.