WEEKEND FORECAST! you will not escape the wrath. i must know what kind of make up you will be wearing to church on sunday! What to wear: What NOT to wear: What to shoe: What to handbag: What to hair: What to makeup: What to read: What to see: What to listen to: What to eat: Where to eat it: What to drink: Where to drink it: Secret Weapon: Where to travel: Color of the Moment: Rodent of the week: Can't Live Without: Current GAS: What to wear: i'm going for the beer stained wife beater look What NOT to wear: anything that requires dry cleaning when you spill beer on it What to shoe: docs. my campers are falling apart, and it looks like rain What to handbag: my new furry coach purse. no, wait... wallet. yeah, a nice manly wallet. What to hair: just took it all off. i'm hawt. i'll wear my elmer fudd hat if my ears get cold What to makeup: i have soap that is made of dirt. it smells good. that's all i need, cause i'm hawt. What to read: carla emery's homesteading encyclopedia, little house on the prarie (don't make fun of me) and "the way we were" stories by and about the native california indian tribes What to see: apparently, there's a "bike rodeo" going on this weekend, and my friend's metal band "carnaceria" is playing. along with some lap-steel/therimen/drunk band. should be interesting.... if their's beer. What to listen to: SBC employees on strike outside my apartment at five a.m. What to eat: i want a hot dog Where to eat it: probably at union square. they have some hot dog vendors. What to drink: beer. ice cold, and cheap. Where to drink it: wherever i damn well please. Secret Weapon: gravity *don't mess with gravity, son* Where to travel: i don't know if i really want to travel out to the ghetto for that bike rodeo. we'll see. it's on SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY Color of the Moment: the color of DOOM! Rodent of the week: hmm... i'm going with the ground hog. Can't Live Without: clean underwear Current GAS: all i really want is the freaking power cord for my freaking amp, so i can freaking here myself freaking play.