immediate opening: Santa's team

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by notduane, Oct 15, 2002.

  1. seamus


    Feb 8, 2001
  2. rickbass

    rickbass Supporting Member

    Your Chow get out of the house again, ND????
  3. notduane


    Nov 24, 2000
    Nahh, Mr. Moose wouldn't hurt a fly :D (under the right conditions,
    chew through a human wrist or thumb - but that's another story :p ).

    Besides bein' slighty retarded, he has...."body image" issues :rolleyes:.

    Basically, HE thinks he's a itty-bitty Chihuahua. When in reality,
    he's a 65 lb. Chow. The semi-feral kitties that moved into the garage
    scare the crap outta' him. Unbeknownst to Moosehead, one forearm
    swipe and the pus...cats are in traction.
  4. bassmonkeee

    bassmonkeee Supporting Member

    Sep 13, 2000
    Decatur, GA
    Notduane--your avatar scares me. It looks like Santa really is Satan, after all... ;)

    And, your dog sounds like the personality opposite of my Dachsund. The best description I've ever heard for a dachsund is "Comically fearless attention parasite."

    It fits.
  5. notduane


    Nov 24, 2000
    Sor-rry :) . I wasn't goin' for scary (honest!)...well, maybe to
    trolls in the Amps forum ;). I started experimentin' with about
    three different photoshop type apps and got a little carried away :rolleyes:.

    hmm...another canine-humanoid type similarity? Being a large person,
    I can't help noticing a bit of "Napolean complex" in anyone under 6'.

    You put a Terrier and a (well-fed :eek: ) Irish Wolfhound in the
    same room, who's gonna' go to work straightaway tryin' to establish
    their Alpha maleness (despite the obvious)?
  6. bassmonkeee

    bassmonkeee Supporting Member

    Sep 13, 2000
    Decatur, GA
    Be glad he didn't post the really disturbing pic of the other side of the dear....

    And, Notduane, I agree about the Napoleon complex thing. I'm 6'2 so I'm the one the little drunk guys always want to pick a fight with at shows. You know how tough it is scrapping drunk a-hole off of your boots after a long gig? And, the smell never really goes away.... :D