"Iowa man charged with Taco Bell chalupa assault DES MOINES (AP) A man who claimed he didn't get the taco he paid for has been charged with assault for allegedly pelting a Taco Bell clerk in the face with a chalupa. Nancy Harrison told police she was working the drive-through Thursday night when Christopher Lame, 24, ordered some food. He later came into the store, complaining he didn't get the taco he had ordered, police records say. Harrison said that when she asked for a receipt, he went back to his car and brought back the bag. Harrison said she told him the store was closing, and as she turned away, a chalupa hit her in the face near her right eye. She said she ran into the parking lot and took down the license number as the motorist was driving away. Lame was identified through the license number. He is scheduled to appear in court June 15." http://www.usatoday.com/news/offbeat/2004-06-08-chalupa_x.htm i wonder what was going through his head... "i didn't get what i want. BEAT HER WITH THE CHALUPA!!!"