There were quite a few good ones, I particularly liked this one: "I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by chicken? Could you define chicken, please?" Guess who?
That's already been done, folks! Look at the "Why did the chicken cross the road?" thread from a few days back, in OT. That one has my TB version in
awh moley, us UK'ers are supposed to look out for each other! but no! you just go and shove my face in the dirt. im so getting you NOTHING for christmas!!