So I just got the excellent Gradually Going Tornado by Bill Bruford, and what's the first thing I hear when I put it on? Jeff Berlin singing. Now, whatever's been said here about JB, he's definitely an excellent bass guitarist, with a strong sense of groove and melody. His big, meaty J tone on the Bruford albums is fabulous, too. However, that pseudo-New Wave voice of his, singing lyrics of exceeding insipidity, makes me want to shoot myself in the head. Ironically enough, Bruford's former bandmate Allan Holdsworth suffers from the same problem: great guitarist, godawful singer. What other prominent instrumentalists do TBers think should never have opened their mouths to sing?