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Internet and Women

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by RedCoatMonster, Mar 2, 2008.


  1. RedCoatMonster

    RedCoatMonster

    Aug 14, 2007
    Thomas, OK
    When a girl you talk to online tells you she likes you, how much of a chud do you feel like?:help:
     
  2. Deluge Of Sound

    Deluge Of Sound Banned

    Nov 8, 2007
    Maine/Vermont
    Not only do I not know what a chud is, I just saw your picture.


    She's not a girl, "she's" a forty-seven year old man who lives three streets away. His wardrobe is two or three bathrobes, all fading shades of Sunflower Yellow. His name is Sam, but he'll want you to call him Skipper. Don't comment on his comb-over.
     
  3. *smb

    *smb

    Nov 26, 2006
    Whatever a "chud" is, I only talk to women online I met in the real world.
     
  4. NJL

    NJL

    Apr 12, 2002
    San Antonio
    mmmmm long live womenz from the intarnets..

    BUT I'M NEVER LOGGING IN EVER AGAIN HERE. SCREW TB AND THE WOMENZ!!
     
  5. RedCoatMonster

    RedCoatMonster

    Aug 14, 2007
    Thomas, OK
    HAHAHAHA!
    Its ok I don mind your comb-over deluge, we gotta work with what God gave us, he just happened to supply you with an ample supply of bathr robes.
     
  6. Deluge Of Sound

    Deluge Of Sound Banned

    Nov 8, 2007
    Maine/Vermont
    Knock three times, then ring twice.



    And bring chocolates.
     
  7. RedCoatMonster

    RedCoatMonster

    Aug 14, 2007
    Thomas, OK
    RAWRZ TB IS A POWNZAURUS REXXX!
     
  8. RedCoatMonster

    RedCoatMonster

    Aug 14, 2007
    Thomas, OK
    Chocolate on or off of my supple skin?
     
  9. NJL

    NJL

    Apr 12, 2002
    San Antonio
    dude, i'm teaching a student right now, and you made me crack up. he just looked at me.

    i hit him and told him to do his scales again, but backwards. you see what you made me do? he's bleeding from his forehead because of you. your fault!

    he paid up in full for next month.
     
  10. IconBasser

    IconBasser Scuba Viking Supporting Member

    Feb 28, 2007
    Alta Loma, California
    you're browsing talkbass while teaching a student? Wow... I'd fire you.
     
  11. RedCoatMonster

    RedCoatMonster

    Aug 14, 2007
    Thomas, OK
    You hit him? :)
    I believe we call that positive reinforcement.
    You must have attended Catholic School.
     
  12. *smb

    *smb

    Nov 26, 2006
    Yeah I wouldn't be too impressed. It'd be like the driving instructor that fell asleep when I was having a lesson.
     
  13. theshadow2001

    theshadow2001

    Jun 17, 2004
    Ireland
    There are two types of women on the internet. Those that feature in pornography and............well, that's about it really.
     
  14. NJL

    NJL

    Apr 12, 2002
    San Antonio
    it was better when i feel asleep teaching him one time. then i woke up and hit him.

    i'm a great teacher, i don't snore.
     
  15. IconBasser

    IconBasser Scuba Viking Supporting Member

    Feb 28, 2007
    Alta Loma, California
    I do hope you are being sarcastic...
     
  16. NJL

    NJL

    Apr 12, 2002
    San Antonio
    you bet, now don't wake me anymore.
     
  17. RedCoatMonster

    RedCoatMonster

    Aug 14, 2007
    Thomas, OK
    If you do he will hit you and make you pay for the privelage.
     
  18. BurningSkies

    BurningSkies CRAZY BALDHEAD Supporting Member

    Feb 20, 2005
    Syracuse NY
    Endorsing artist: Dingwall Guitars
    Was it a naked girl?

    It seems like most of the girls I see online are naked. So its probably a pretty good chance that she was. Even if she didn't tell you.
     
  19. Hawaii Islander

    Hawaii Islander Supporting Member

    Aug 11, 2007
    Rio Rico, AZ
    My driving instructor used to do just that. I'd wake him up after a half hour and he'd give me directions to the next students house. Of course, my dad already taught me how to drive when I was 12.
     
  20. MakiSupaStar

    MakiSupaStar The Lowdown Diggler

    Apr 12, 2006
    Huntington Beach, CA
    Did you say chud or chub, because there's a big difference between the two?
     

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