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Introducing Myself

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by Bull_Nasty, Apr 23, 2004.


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  1. Bull_Nasty

    Bull_Nasty Banned

    Apr 23, 2004
    My name is Bull. I play bass in a cover band down in Eastern Arkansas called "Hawg Wild Explosion". We play mainly biker rallies and honky tonks...mainly the kind of bars where the bartender has to mop up blood and sweep up teeth at the end of the night.

    I'm a multi-talented individual. I'm a musician, an actor, a magician, and a puppeteer.

    Right now I'm in in therapy for behavioral disorders concerning my temper. I've been in anger management classes since I was a little Bull. The first time I realized I had a real problem was when my high school football coach told me I was useless at boobies on a bull in the cafeteria when I dropped my tray. I proceeded to then take him by his hair and shove his face in a bowl of hot chilli.

    I don't have to sit here and legitimize myself as a badass. I mean, I don't have to tell you about the time I put a man's head in a mop bucket ringer and squeezed it until his head popped...but I did. I don't have to tell you about the time I kicked someone's ass in the front row for yelling "Freebird" during my bass solo...but I did.

    My favorite bands are:
    Motorhead
    Jackyl
    Iron Maiden
    and...Hootie and the Blowfish.

    I hope to learn alot more about playing my bass here on talkbass.com, and Im sure with all the good Metallica tabs here I will be a bad ass on bass pretty soon.

    See yall round.

    Bull
     
  2. Erlendur Már

    Erlendur Már

    May 24, 2000
    Welcome to Talkbass, Mr. Bull
     
  3. Coutts_is_god

    Coutts_is_god Guest

    Dec 29, 2003
    Windsor, Ont, Canada
    You are so cool.

    What kinda puppets do you use?
     
  4. hateater

    hateater snatch canadian cream

    May 4, 2001
    Eugene, OR
    Would you like to take a tour of the factory?
     
  5. Josh Ryan

    Josh Ryan - that dog won't hunt, Monsignor. Staff Member Supporting Member

    Mar 24, 2001
    Cool! I once grabbed a guys fist and beat him into a coma with it for looking at my shoes funny. I've also taken out three ninja's for spilling my mimosa and not immediately killing themselves in shame. We badasses have real ultimate power. Anyhoo, good to meet you!
     
  6. Bull_Nasty

    Bull_Nasty Banned

    Apr 23, 2004
    We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of dreams
     
  7. Bull_Nasty

    Bull_Nasty Banned

    Apr 23, 2004
    The only Ninjas you could handle are those kids on "3 Ninjas".

    Greetings senor.
     
  8. Josh Ryan

    Josh Ryan - that dog won't hunt, Monsignor. Staff Member Supporting Member

    Mar 24, 2001
    Senor? *** does that mean?

    As far as ninjas go, I wasn't going to say anything but I'm actually Mr. Miyagi. Now stop waxing off.
     
  9. Ben_P

    Ben_P

    Oct 2, 2001
    Alberta, Canada
    In before the lock... I think. :meh:
     
  10. Bull_Nasty

    Bull_Nasty Banned

    Apr 23, 2004
    Senor is Spanish for "sir"..... :rolleyes:

    If you are in fact Mr. Miyagui I say this....

    you don't come in my dojo and drop and challenge and leave old man.....
     
  11. Geeze, now I've heard it all!

    Welcome Bull!

    [​IMG]
     
  12. lbanks

    lbanks

    Jul 17, 2003
    Ennui, IN USA
    Therapy.....uhmmmm.....I remember therapy. Yes, the machine....I remember...remember....yes. Welcome.
    [​IMG]
     
  13. bill h

    bill h

    Aug 31, 2002
    small town MN
    Your name is what? Bull....... OH yea, Bull Nasty.
     
  14. Bull_Nasty

    Bull_Nasty Banned

    Apr 23, 2004
    There are many famous Bulls in American Pop Culture....

    Bull-

    The baliff from Nightcourt

    Bull Hurley-

    Arm-wrestled Sly Stallone on Over The Top

    Johnny The Bull-

    Former WCW wrestler

    Bull_Nasty

    Bassist

    Bull Durham
     
  15. Josh Ryan

    Josh Ryan - that dog won't hunt, Monsignor. Staff Member Supporting Member

    Mar 24, 2001
    I'm trying to keep up with the "tough guy" lingo, but I have to admit I don't exactly know what challenge I dropped? Ok, I'm not Mr. Miyagi, I'm actually Ron Howard, but I can still take three ninjas. I know what sir is, just wondering about your tone. Your a complicated man Mr. Bull, I wonder if you have other personalities, online or otherwise.

    edit: just read some of your other posts and I've got to say that you are off to a what can only be called a glorious start here at TB.

    edit edit: I get it, I forgot the movie, had to think about it for a while.
     
  16. Benjamin Strange

    Benjamin Strange Commercial User

    Dec 25, 2002
    New Orleans, LA
    Owner / Tech: Strange Guitarworks
    Welcome to TB, Mr. Cow=Tasty. Enjoy your stay.

    I've got some anger problems too. You see that filling in my molar back here? That's not a filling, that's an earring of some guy who looked at me funny.
     
  17. kserg

    kserg

    Feb 20, 2004
    London, UK
    what kind of shoes did you wear? can i see them?
     
  18. Josh Ryan

    Josh Ryan - that dog won't hunt, Monsignor. Staff Member Supporting Member

    Mar 24, 2001
    NO!!! Never LOOK at my SHOES!!!!! :spit: :spit:
     
  19. john turner

    john turner You don't want to do that. Trust me. Staff Member Administrator

    Mar 14, 2000
    atlanta ga

    i know i want to say _something_ here, but my thoughts Just Won't Connect. :smug:

    you know, we can all track ip's automagically now, jiles. tsk, tsk. life must be boring. you'd probably last longer if you didn't post the same _exact_ baloney every time you come back, francis.
     



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