Is life in Connecticut really THAT boring?

Maybe! But I love those canaries and it's just normal
that they will fight because of food 'coz even humans
do the same too if they don't have penny.

 

The best is the comments underneath the story.

 

When a Killer Rabbit is just not enough entertainment.

 

Hey, they're ultimately named after dogs.

 

Well, the live music scene in this state pretty much sucks. Gotta do something for entertainment! heh heh...

 

I got $20 on the yellow one.

 

Is life in Japan really THIS boring?:
http://www.japanesebugfights.com/

 

Says the man hailing from the last state to outlaw Cock fighting.

 

Wheres's Mike Vic when you need him.

 

Muffy: "Biff, what a lovely little bird!"

Biff: "Careful, snookums, that's a mean one. Especially since he hasn't eaten in a half hour."

Muffy: "Mean one? But that's a canary!"

Biff: "It is indeed, Muffy. Listen to this: Edgerton and I have put together a fighting canary team. We're going to represent the Greenwich Racquet Club!"

Muffy: "How lovely! But it's not expensive, is it?"

Biff: "Expensive?"

Muffy: "I mean … no dipping into principal, right?"

Biff: "Oh!! Ha ha! Of course not, darling. Compared to this, putting gas in the Range Rover is a major investment. And guess what--we want you to pick out the team colors! So, what are your favorite pastels?"

Muffy: "Oooh, this is so exciting …"

 

I sure hope the canaries don't start attacking children now they have the taste of blood.
THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!

Yeah, ha ha,.......

Wut?

 

Imagine a remake of Hitchcock's The Birds, only with canaries …

 

Or imagine a canary fight in which one bird cheats by whipping out a coal mine …

 

I lost it at Edgerton. I recently, in the course of business, met a guy named Boyce. I expected him to put on a blazer and a captain's hat at the end of the meeting and head off to his yacht.

 

Aren't canaries the type of bird they used to take into the mines to help detect poisonous gasses?