The “signature bass idolatry” thread got me thinking. Have you ever seen someone play one live and been able to withhold even the faintest hint of eye roll? I mean, there are really two possibilities here: 1) You’re going to hear some Led Zeppelin covers. 2) The guitarist has somehow engineered a situation in which he “needs” to play his double neck. I know Elvis was once photographed playing one, but unfortunately the thing is permanently associated with Jimmy Page. You might as well strap on a Les Paul and whip out a violin bow while you’re at it. Is there a single other instrument that is able to reach that same level of cringe? Bagpipes and accordion are automatically excluded.