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Isn't marriage supposed to be about "sharing"

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by capnjim, Apr 3, 2013.

  1. capnjim


    Mar 13, 2008
    So my wife got all pissy tonight because we're sharing a toothbrush. Ok, maybe I shoulda told her first, but I dropped mine in the toilet; what else was I supposed to do? I mean its been three weeks......If it was going to be a problem, shirley she woulda noticed by now???
    Man, some people...
  2. Unrepresented

    Unrepresented Something Borderline Offensive

    Jul 1, 2006
    San Diego, CA
    Is your wife named Shirley or is this other woman potentially part of the conflict?
  3. Swakey


    Nov 26, 2012
    Haha! Sure a marriage is a lot about sharing i guess but i think it doesn't involve dental hygiene :) go buy a toothbrush capnjim... and don't call me Shirley
  4. stop calling me shirley!

    And married or not, no one uses my tooth brush...
  5. arbitrary

    arbitrary Supporting Member

    Oct 24, 2005
    Boston, MA
    I use my wife's deodorant out of convenience
  6. mellowinman

    mellowinman Free Man

    Oct 19, 2011
    They would pry my wife's toothbrush out of my cold, dead hands.
  7. tycobb73


    Jul 23, 2006
    Grand Rapids MI
    Do you share her underwear too?
  8. Awesome Sauce

    Awesome Sauce Already tired tomorrow

    Dec 21, 2011
    NW Chicago 'burbs

  9. Unprofessional


    Mar 5, 2012
    Theory vs. application
  10. Ummm, there is a drugstore on almost every corner, in almost every town. Also grocery stores. Stop in, spend the couple of bucks for two new toothbrushes (to replace hers), and continue your life.

    Not that hard to figure out.
  11. No, no, for real, keep it going a few years, I want to see if we can make something TV worthy out of this.

    What a pioneer. You, sir, ARE the greenest.
  12. Rocker949


    Apr 20, 2005
    I was kind of in a bad mood. But not anymore; not after reading this thread. This is really funny.
  13. capnjim


    Mar 13, 2008
    I suppose eventually I'll drop hers in the toilet too....then I'll have to get myself a new one.

    MAJOR METAL The Beagle Father Supporting Member

    True, true, sharing is indeed caring. However, the stronger argument might have been arrived at had she been your Mother. If she had been your Mother you could have said "We shared your body for 9 months, whats sharing a tooth brush for a few weeks?" :D
  15. EDIT[ censored in the name of good taste. ]

    Good luck.
  16. AaronMB


    Aug 17, 2012
    Central Oregon
    Towels, silver ware, toilet paper...sharing is caring.
  17. FunkHead

    FunkHead Supporting Member

    Mar 10, 2007
  18. Brilliant. I didn't even think of this as a "green" initiative. Just thinking of all the plastics that are saved by sharing toothbrushes - it could make a significant dent in petro-chemical production!
  19. Only one for yourself, are you going to leave her with the toilet water toothbrush?

  20. Sav'nBass

    Sav'nBass Supporting Member

    Jan 18, 2009
    Northern Va.
    hmmm... 3 weeks? .. OK .. a day.. a few days.. but 3 weeks?

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